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Newatthis Thu 13-Aug-20 12:18:50

With highs of 33° expected AGAIN today, it's time to ask "could the government have done more?" Downing Street knew about this heatwave weeks ago and have done nothing. Shipments of 400,000 pairs of Speedos and 500,000 bikinis, sun cream and Cornettos have reportedly been sent back as unsafe after media claims the shipment was quarantined a month ago and Boris did nothing.

Karen from Chavington said, "We just don't know if it's safe to go outside and sunbathe because we can't function or think for ourselves. Boris hasn't told us either way and all my obese kids need ice cream and sweets, the Hubby can't get out to rob anyone so we're out of lager and weed, I blame the government entirely"

Meanwhile, anti- heat protesters dressed in thick jumpers chanting "cold lives matter" have marched on London, Big Ben has been removed and a giant Mint Feast put in its place by protesters.

The BBC reported earlier, 'clearly the sun has come out and Downing street have done nothing to prevent it.'

A second heat Wave is expected to hit the UK in 4 weeks time

Oopsadaisy3 Thu 13-Aug-20 14:45:54

I thought it was funny, it popped up on FB this morning, prior to this there was A similar BBC announcement saying that

‘in future all answers to the Covid situation would be forwarded to Karen on FB who seems to be an expert’
obviously alluding to the fact that everyone on FB at the time appeared to know exactly what was needed, despite what the Government was saying.They could have used any name, but they used the name Karen.

So, it has nothing to do with Transwomen,

Chavington references the ‘Chavs‘ also from various FB pages.

So lighten up people, it’s a Joke.

Callistemon Thu 13-Aug-20 14:42:49

mostly remainers it seems

No ?

Orangerose Thu 13-Aug-20 14:41:23

Haha love it.

Hey Furret I must have a ‘little mind’
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Firecracker123 Thu 13-Aug-20 14:39:03

Thanks for posting it gave me a chuckle.

God there are some miserable bxxxxxs on here. Mostly Remainers it seems going by the names.

Callistemon Thu 13-Aug-20 14:35:39

Marketkat

Chavington is an actual place, I was confused on reading this until I read the comments then I realised that Chavington and Karen were derogatory remarks for people who know this government is to blame for the whole sorry mess we find ourselves in. I applaud the Karen’s of this world.

I'm not sure that it is a real place.
There's a Chalvington and a Chevington but I've never heard of a Chavington.

Karens of the world unite - time to reclaim your name!!

Boris has waved his magic wand and it's much cooler here today. Thanks, Boris.

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JenniferEccles Thu 13-Aug-20 14:27:08

What on earth is unpleasant about it?

Yes it’s not the wittiest, cleverest piece I’ve read but does that matter?

It’s a dig at those like teachers’ unions for example, who expect the government to spell out exactly how they should operate.

The responses have been very enlightening!

HAZBEEN Thu 13-Aug-20 14:08:23

I too found it funny. Some people have had a definite sense of humour bypass. This PM (who by the way I DONT always agree with) is the target of so much blame why not the weather. It also pokes fun at the very people some of the other posters have mocked on other threads.
Now I shall retire behind the sofa and await the pearl clutching for daring to criticize.

Marketkat Thu 13-Aug-20 14:04:08

Chavington is an actual place, I was confused on reading this until I read the comments then I realised that Chavington and Karen were derogatory remarks for people who know this government is to blame for the whole sorry mess we find ourselves in. I applaud the Karen’s of this world.

Oopsminty Thu 13-Aug-20 13:59:11

I found it rather amusing

Reminds me of articles in the Daily Mash

Thanks for posting!

TerriBull Thu 13-Aug-20 13:53:52

So it seems the name "Karen" is now a pejorative term for some sort of entitled woman of a certain age!

hmm perhaps when this term was coined (transwoman) Karen White was who they had in mind given they insisted being moved to a woman prison, so they could be free to assault a few of the females in there. Pretty entitled I'd say shock

boodymum67 Thu 13-Aug-20 13:53:51

to ALL the negative respondents......have a laugh why don't you? You might enjoy it! It`s a brilliantly funny post......we hear enough gloom and doom, so lighten up!

NotSpaghetti Thu 13-Aug-20 13:53:23

Its nothing to do with new posters Jane10. I didn't even notice NewatThis is new!
But were all new posters once.

I just think we should think of people as people whatever their home, education, background and so on.
I hate the use of CHAV because it's demeaning and belittling. Also the use of Karen for similar reasons. It turns people into "the other".

Just very sad.

boodymum67 Thu 13-Aug-20 13:51:08

NotSpaghetti

This is an unpleasant post Newatthis

get over yourself and laugh a little!

boodymum67 Thu 13-Aug-20 13:50:03

brilliant..made me chuckle..thanks

JenniferEccles Thu 13-Aug-20 13:46:43

I particularly liked the idea of the ‘cold lives matter’ demonstration!

We get them about everything else so why not?!!

Jane10 Thu 13-Aug-20 13:42:42

Life isn't very pleasant NotSpaghetti Gransnet is only a reflection of this.
I find po faced responses to new posters unpleasant but there we are!

JenniferEccles Thu 13-Aug-20 13:42:36

I did chuckle at this, especially as I had wondered if it was yet another boring ‘blame the government for everything’ rant.

You have just about summed it up Newstthis so thanks for posting this.

You must have been well aware of the response from a predicable few but decided to go ahead anyway!

NotSpaghetti Thu 13-Aug-20 13:39:52

This is an unpleasant post Newatthis

DiscoGran Thu 13-Aug-20 13:29:51

Uh oh. I laughed. Sorry sorry sorry. Not sorry.

lemongrove Thu 13-Aug-20 13:23:48

Oh do lighten up Furret

Furret Thu 13-Aug-20 13:18:40

lemongrove

Well...apart from poor Karens getting it in the neck ( like Sharons used to do) and Chavington, it’s actually amusing.
Boris gets blamed ( personally) for everything else, why not a heatwave?! ?

If you can’t work out the answer to your own question then....

Jane10 Thu 13-Aug-20 13:16:40

Ignore them Newatthis. I hope you're all happy up there on your high horses. Down here, where the people are we like a laugh and, amazingly, we can laugh at ourselves.
Satire is in the eye of the beholder.

lemongrove Thu 13-Aug-20 13:16:06

Well...apart from poor Karens getting it in the neck ( like Sharons used to do) and Chavington, it’s actually amusing.
Boris gets blamed ( personally) for everything else, why not a heatwave?! ?

Furret Thu 13-Aug-20 13:04:42

I’m not laughing either. It’s clumsy, ungrammatical and falls well short of satire.

However little things amuse little minds.

Newatthis your name says it all. Keep trying and perhaps you can do better next time.

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Iam64 Thu 13-Aug-20 12:40:37

Snobbish, unpleasant and not satirical.
The suggestion that those of us who criticise the way Mr Johnson's government is functioning, can be dismissed as "chavs" is offensive.
So much wrong with that OP