I'm new here! Tell me about GN!

Just over a mile from me. I always buy my petrol from there as it's the cheapest in the area!

Thanks Jan! My dad still lives there.
Lakeside, near Sainsbury's!

Welcome from a Black Country girl, who currently resides in Stourbridge! Doh I

Yes, unfortunately I do actually limp with both legs
I was going to say that I hope that you can picture the scene, but I changed my mind.
It's not pretty.

Sadly I don’t drink enough . Two pinots and I’m anybody’s
out for the count.

You would do well in The Argy too Lucca ( you have the innuendo already down pat.)?

FannyCornforth

I wouldn't mind being a glass collector. With a limp in both legs.
Just to listen to the gossip and learn the ropes.
I'd just got to the Hawaiian theme night. I'm really looking forward to reading some more later.

A limp what in both legs ?

Thank you Laura.
I'll keep that in mind.

Who smuggled lemonade in to the Argy? Shock horror.
Word of warning everyone, please don't google your fanny whilst sitting on the photocopier.
Welcome FannyCornforth

Thank you lemongrove!
I feel truly honoured!
I can definitely handle a crate of Guinness, one way or another.
Now, what to wear...

See, I told you, FannyC
a bucket and mop
That's all they want - skivvies.
At least you'll get the leftover flat lemonade. They can be very kind.

We welcome anyone to The Argy, Fanny we’re not fussy.
You have the perfect name to fit in well with the clientele.?
If you can handle a full crate of Guinness, a lecherous llama,
A few old sea dogs, a bucket and mop, then you’ll do well.

I wouldn't mind being a glass collector. With a limp in both legs.
Just to listen to the gossip and learn the ropes.
I'd just got to the Hawaiian theme night. I'm really looking forward to reading some more later.

On a positive note, I started reading the Argy Bargy Arms thread last night.

don't go mixing with That Lot in there, FannyC. They would lead anyone astray.
I was only allowed to scrub the floors.

It was going to be a quiet day - funny how things turn out!

All very pleasant though.

Good evening everyone, I sincerely hope that everyone has has a good day.
Flu jabs at Boots for me and MrC. I was very nervous as I've rarely left the house since early March.
Very concerned about my teacher colleagues.
It's all getting very scary, even more so than before.
On a positive note, I started reading the Argy Bargy Arms thread last night.
What a work of comic genius!
lemongrove and the regulars, I salute you!

Hope you sleep ok?

'Night all!
Hope the bedbugs don't bite.
Still very intrigued about the black country 'ways'.
Early night due to pain killers etc.
See you later chaps

Oh! Intrigued! What do you mean by 'our ways'?
You make us sound very exotic!

Not black country born but lived here most of my life still getting to know their ways.

Ha ha! I know. I'm ridiculously proud of my roots. I live in Derbyshire now, but it's not the same friendliness wise.
I haven't used the word 'mom' yet.
They go bananas about that on MN!

Nothing to forgive being from the black country

Also, I'm a right one for pastry.
I've been known to eat the pastry from a pork pie and give the pork to DDog. ( The shame!)
I mentioned this set up to a friend, and she said that she had a similar arrangement with her sister.

Oh, gosh, I know! Dog is a very lucky (spoilt) princess.
Definitely a child substitute.

The dog would have been even happier if you had given him the whole thing.Woof!