We live near a local shop and take away where anyone going in to purchase something must pass along outside our Drive, so after living here for many years, we have got to recognise some regular familiar faces, their shopping habits, timings etc, and to some extent what they buy!
However, we don’t know their names, so have given them ‘Pet’ names of our own. We have Mr. Garden Ornament, who owns a nice big Motorhome which he stores in his front garden down the Road, but never goes away in it anywhere, hence it’s his Garden Ornament! Then there’s Mr Knome, who’ appearance looks like he’s just stepped down of the stage of the Snow White Pantomime, complete with a long white beard and long bushy hair and a funny little Pixy hat!
Then there’s Hooligan man, always shouting and swearing to himself, especially when his funds are not available for any reason when he goes to use the cash machine, hence making his large bag full of booze he regularly buys most days unobtainable! Finally, there is Mrs Yap a lot, an elderly lady who always calls in with her family of dogs, and leaves them tied upto the line of small trolley baskets outside the shop, whilst she goes inside, preventing anyone from using the trolleys whiteout the risk of being bitten, and boy! Do they yap their protest at being left to anyone within a 100yard radius!