Sorry! I'm a fool

What kind of fool am I?

I thought that was Anthony Newley
Married Joan Collins

Don't laugh at me cos I'm a fool? (or something like that)

Oh yes

He may have been a fool but he had a Rolls Royce!

And he was big in Albania.

Fanny, hopefully nobody on GN is here to judge you, but we can offer a empathetic ear and maybe advice.

You do sound troubled, so please keep posting.

I missed all the kerfuffle as well. Always do! Hope the pain subsides enough for you to have a decent night’s sleep. ?

I have had big tit moments too.

Oh! Get you! Show off.

I only have little tit moments.

Have big Arse moments as well

Fanny had you been visiting the Argy ?

Did someone spike your drink?

I've just remembered something.
My mum calling me a tit in a trance.
Does that count as a happy memory, because it really makes me laugh.

Oh MissA My brother in law uses 'a tit in a trance'. That's the first time I've heard it anywhere else!

Have you heard the variation? A fart in a collander? Not sure if that's how you spell it!

No I hadn't but I'll bear it in mind for future use.

I did not see it either. I missed the fun as well. Dont worry about it. I hope you soon feel better.

MissA I have been proudly a Tit in a trance,and a Fart in a colander and sometimes both at the same time.

This is turning into tit top trumps, and I don't say that lightly.
It's a bit of a tongue twister.

merlot+ I do like a man who is big in Albania

I knew a man who big down under

Oh yes ‘a fart in a colander‘ my grandad used to use that one never heard it for years ?
My only worry Fanny is the fact that you were drinking a fair bit of alcohol after taking loads of painkillers please please be careful these just don’t mix and can be really dangerous

It appears 90% of us didn’t see your ‘tit’ posts sonin the words of Frankie Howard ‘worry you not’
?

This thread has started my day with a smile with these wonderful expressions!

Take care, FannyCornforth! I hope you soon feel better.

Fanny, why don't you send a PM apologising to the recipient of your comments? I did see the comments and think that would be the right thing to do.
It may be difficult, but I'm sure it would help the poster to have the confidence to post again in the future.
We all do stupid things, but everyone has been kind to you, so you know there is no problem continuing on GN.

As Bluebelle has said, painkillers and alcohol are not a good mix. Neither is being on GN and drinking alcohol at the same time. A former poster used to come on late at night and posted. ? Not a wise move.