The Argy Bargy Bar...the lease has been secured!

I think Lemon said Greek night next so thinking caps on for Greek fare Urms. No smashing plates til next Friday

Ooh lucky me ... 2nd prize eh? Looking forward to some of your culinary tips LauraNorder!

I think we could all do with a cool down Doodle, although in your state of cheesyness perhaps a hose down ( but not a lederhosen down)?

Maw I think the AK 47 Haggis sounds like something Q would equip James Bond with.

Ask them if they like hospital food Mawbe .....that usually does the trick.
Phoar! That dance of the lederhosen.....hot stuff, thought I was about to have a stroke......but couldn’t quite get near enough.

Good evening all. I’ve got fondue stuck to my bottom. I sat on the cheese by accident. ? Hans offered to help but Laura won’t let him.
Congrats to the raffle winners. Hope you’re not too excited ixion. grannygravy was with George in the cellar earlier............you know what she’s like .......I’d be surprised if he can make it up the stairs.
Night night all ? I’m going to sleep under the stars tonight.......the roof still has a hole in it. ?

On my way lemon they won’t know what’s hit them when I bring out my secret weapon - the AK47 Haggis.
Wha’ daur’ meddle wi’ me!

Mawbe looks like table five are kicking up a ruckus over something, go and sort them out....looks like those lively lads from the tattoo parlour.
Time for Thor, Vlad and Franz to do their special dance.....hope those leather shorts don’t give way!
More poteen and snacks for table four Lisagran but don’t let them grab your jugs.

Thank you Lemon, but in all conscience I think it was Doodle who was astride Gnasher when the ticket stuck to his hindquarters. However I’ll take Hans for the night and hand him over to Doodle when I’ve finished with him

It’ll be good to have company in the kitchen. Off to the cellar now to chuck out the emmental, looking forward to some tasty choices next week. No more Swiss nights please.

In that case Laura since you saw the winning 3rd prize ticket you can claim your prize...... A date with Wandering Hans! And not only that...... 5 /- to spend on a slap up meal and tickets for the cinema.?

Come and claim your prize Urms?
You have won 2nd prize.... six free cookery lessons with our very own chef LauraNorder !
To be taken by April 1st, bring your own pinny.

There’s a 54 stuck to gnasher’s butt.

Might have been Urms, thought she was looking hopeful. She did shout bingo when you called 12

Who else?

Congrats ixion you’ve won a night of passion with Gorgeous George, to be taken at any time between now and next Thursday night, no refunds for disappointment!

Yay - that's me?
Hold tight George- on me way!

I’m sure no 86 dropped out of ixion’s bloomers

Just checking before I claim - what are the prizes??

Ahem! Right.......time for the Grand Draw ( as opposed to the Grand Drawers)
3rd prize ....number 54
2nd prize .....number 12
1st prize.....number 86
Who’s the lucky winners?

We all know how far you will go GG13 ( we have seen it with our own mince pies)?

Do tell Urms, who is it going to be?

So does Maw , Doodle ( sleep I mean!)

Actually Laura, they are so vast, they fall from my diminutive frame anyway at the drop of a helmet hat.
(But very timely when I make one of my frequent visits to The Nespresso machine❤️)

I’m totally convinced I’ve got a winner tonight.