The Argy Bargy Bar...the lease has been secured!

Was thinking of coming as Domino if that's OK? (Will bring pizzas ?)

Laura Octopussy sounds good to me. Are there eight of us? Won't matter as nobody is in a fit state to count after ten minutes at the Argy.
The Admiral wants to come as James Bond as he says he is licensed to thrill.......

Laura that is brilliant

Collectively we could be Octopussy

So are we all going to be Pussies Galore. ?
If we advertise that on the board outside we may well bring in more than our usual punters. ?

I think you’ve spoken for all of us there AGA

Who will be Pussy Galore?

007 nite? You can be shaken and stirred!

Let’s reward AGA with the choice of theme nite for next week, she’s not only proved a good scrubber but a wonderful
Poteen brewer.
We’ve had....Scottish Nite, Welsh, and Irish, Pirate, Goth, Halloween, Bonfire, and many more....so what haven’t we had?

I have icicles hanging from my bazooms!??
Still, it was an excellent night apart from falling asleep on the roof ( dead drunk) when I was really hoping for a swing in a cosy hammock on the good ship HMS Stiffbarnacle.

? brr it’s cold on the roof. A pint of poteen and a snuggle up with a llama is what I need now. Will someone please go and bring lemon down she’s frozen to the chimney stack.
Good night wasn’t it.
Wonder what next weeks will be.

I think quite a few of us will be thinking of Spangler's song today.
George looks completely exhausted Doodle. What have you and Lemon done to him? Best not answer that as I have a good idea why he looks so fragile today. Time you both came down from the roof where you staggered to last night skimpily clothed I might add.
I have brought George down and given him some poteen and vitamins to boost him.

Excuse me Laura but what George and I do and where we do it is none of your concern.......... mind you the machine may never work the same again ?

Good lord Doodle when did you get your second wind? Have you been with George on the Espresso machine?

My turn for the karaoke.
? A life on the ocean wave ? ?
? A home on the rolling deep ?
?Where the ....... oooh I feel sea sick ?. ??

Pipe me Aboard please Lemon with a double shot of Syrup of figs before I retire to my hammock with the nearest able bodied sailor

Having (copiously) sampled all of them I have to say that the
Pipe Me Aboard is the winner and I......uh oh! Have had six of them and have to dash.....

lemongrove

Your wish is my command Laura ?

Kiss Me Hardy.....white rum, ginger ale and advocaat with a dash of drain cleaner.
Cat O’ Nine Tails..... voddy, pernod, lime juice with a hint of
Vim.
Bristol Fashion....dry sherry, brandy, lemonade and a splash of Flash.
Pipe Me Aboard......whisky, cointreau, diet coke and a spoonful of syrup of figs.
Shore Leave.....dark rum, absinthe, blackcurrant cordial and a
Squeeze of Fairy Liquid.

All equally delightful and lethal.?

Just putting the cocktail menu on the bar so’s you can choose your poison ( and I mean that most sincerely folks) as the late Hughie Green ( a patron of The Argy) used to say.

Now GG we are not about to tell the world what we do with drunken sailors.☺️

Ohh what do we do with the drunken sailor?
What do we do with the drunken sailor
What do we do with the drunken sailor
Early in the morning ???...........

Followed by the one and only Dolly -
"WORKING NINE TO FIIIIIVE!" dedicated to lemon, taskmaster

Well.....never had a karaoke without any words before, that’s a first! Gerrofff! Make way for a real singer ( moi) am going to do ......Sailing.
I am saiiillling, I am saiiillling......

Sorry, just doing a toilets inspection - Environmental Health have been rumoured to carry out spot checks dressed as marine operatives
Stand by -
This is an instrumental, slowing things down a bit,
it's 'Albatross' by Fleetwood Mac.
Just hum along

The show must go on....get up and do your karaoke number now ixiom we’re all waiting??

Oh, that's what he's got round his neck. Thought it was a sort of feather boa - and very fetching it looked too, I must say, 'tho' a bit niffy (or is that him?).
I'll send him back to the boat. He can have a hot toddy when he gets back.
Meanwhile, is the lively lovely George back yet? (^offers up a swift prayer and crosses everything^)