The Argy Bargy Bar...the lease has been secured!

I agree lemon it’s time Thor learnt to control these sexual urges. That’s the third hole in the ceiling we’ve had this month. ?
Don’t worry about the llamas ixion it’s just because your new. They will recognise you next time. Just say llama burger if they get too close. That should scare them away for a bit.
It’s time for me to light my sparklers now. I’ve put Queen’s Flash on the karaoke and I’m going on stage. I need help lighting the sparklers. Grannygravy was going to help but she seems to be sleeping it off in the cellar.
Callistemon , Laura anyone around to help light me up?

We need to get Laura down. She has been spinning around for hours.

AGA you’re up next singing Rocket Man, up you go dear don’t be shy ( how can you be shy, almost wearing that dress)
Get on with it.

Me on karaoke again! Fire! Fiiiiirrre ......

Is it hot in here or is it just me? The bonfire is great but too overpowering, mind you it’s cooked the spuds a treat, if you brush off all the soot am sure they will be delicious.
Who’s for a toffee apple voddy....I made it myself.?
The fireworks were amazing! although I wish Thor hadn’t set off that huge rocket of his inside the bar, now we have another hole in the ceiling.?

Ooh, that's better. I did try, doodle, to be nice to them (don't mention muzzles), honest. Plus, I paid for their treats out of my housekeeping.
Can I request a rendition in your karaoke of 'All Shook Up', please, while I recover? Xx

*Ixion" at least they didn't bite you on the bum. That is their usual target.

Be with you in a sec AGA just going to rescue ixion from the llamas. Come on boys, leave the nice lady alone, let her in. No Humphrey you can’t eat her, Alarma stop nibbling her toes. Come on ixion in you come . Sit at the bar and recover while AGA and I wow you with our vocals
? boom bang a bang ?

Doodle we could do a duet of Boom Bang a Bang. I have just found some teeth. Are they Laura's?

He...lp! I am doing my best to get in to join the fun, but I am being licked to death by those pesky llamas tethered by the front door.
I did as you said, brought a bag of pasties and a bag of fish and chips and they are all over me and now tucking into the wicker baskets! I thought there was the prospect of being ravaged tonight, not savaged.....
I am attempting a solo rendition of 'Rescue Me', sans mic, but no one is coming to get me.
This is NOT how I thought my evening would go?

She better watch out for Lemon she has mean right hook and Achilles is hers.

A banger went off, not very loud, then there was a disgusting smell. When I turned round I saw the admiral smirking. "That is so gross," I told him. He just shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well I am a Rear Admiral!"

Here I am in my lovely sparkler dress. Just waiting for later then I can set them all going. Don’t you dare roast my llama Laura. Just because your teeth aren’t as strong as Graspers.
Come on AGA let’s go a and have a twirl on the dance floor.
Lemon’s on the karaoke machine. Goodness knows how she got up there.

She's dressed in a gold lurex mini dress and white knee length boots. Is she with Achilles? Think she's taken a bit of a shine to him.

mancgirl where is the Manchester tart you promised? The captain is looking for her

I am like Cinderella down in the cellar. As fast as I am making poteen it is being drunk.

Let’s not get crabby. Thor is looking like a lobster that close to the bonfire.
Barbecued llama might be on the menu if that silly Grasper gets any closer

manc everything (and everyone) in the Argy is fishy ?????

Oh, thought you said pornstar ?

I was being polite GG13???

I've already had one glass of wine and onto there next, so I should fit in to the evening's festivities really well.

Sorry manc no more like prawnstar martinis ??

Fireworks going off here. Just burned the dinner looking for the invite. Found it, line up the big banger cocktails please. Do they taste like pawnstar martinis by any chance?

I’m right behind you lemon unfortunately the Major is right behind me!!!!

Quick! Form a queue and hold onto one another we must pull Laura one way and the cinder toffee the other......arrrrghhhhh!