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Nativity Scene banned!

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Witzend Wed 04-Nov-20 15:34:43

The High Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene at Parliament Square this Christmas.

This is not for any religious reason. Apparently it proved impossible to find Three Wise Men in the whole of Westminster Palace and Whitehall. A search for a Virgin continues.

There was, however, NO problem finding enough asses to fill the stable!

(Sent by my Dbro earlier.)

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Nortsat Wed 04-Nov-20 15:41:55

Very good ... thank you.

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AGAA4 Wed 04-Nov-20 16:02:01

Thank you. I needed a laugh this afternoon.

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SpanielNanny Wed 04-Nov-20 16:04:17

This gave me a very much needed laugh. Thank you grin

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ayse Wed 04-Nov-20 16:06:42

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BlueBelle Wed 04-Nov-20 16:18:12

The old ones are always the best

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Squiffy Wed 04-Nov-20 16:23:31

? Frighteningly true!

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Judy54 Wed 04-Nov-20 16:54:05

Spot on Witzend. Thank you for bringing laughter to my day.

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Smileless2012 Wed 04-Nov-20 16:58:40

grin just what I needed the day before the lock down; thanks Witzend.

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MawB2 Wed 04-Nov-20 17:12:15

????????

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BlueSky Wed 04-Nov-20 17:22:21

Witzend ????

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Devorgilla Wed 04-Nov-20 17:31:04

Very nice one.smile

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Grannmarie Wed 04-Nov-20 18:59:23

My favourite oxymoron...wise man???

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Nannytopsy Wed 04-Nov-20 19:25:36

Love it! And the oxymoron!

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V3ra Wed 04-Nov-20 19:25:49

Grannmarie ???

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ElaineI Wed 04-Nov-20 19:58:10

No Nativity this year because the 3 Wise Men face a travel ban.
The shepherds have been furloughed.
The Inn keeper has shut under tier 3 regulations and had a slump in bookings.
Santa won't be working as he would break the rule of 6 with Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Donner and Blitzen.
As for Rudolph, with that red nose, he should be isolating and taking a test - copied from another site.

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Poppyred Wed 04-Nov-20 20:30:12

That’s not funny. Could you do better? No... I didn’t think so!

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52bright Wed 04-Nov-20 20:36:29

Love it smile smile

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52bright Wed 04-Nov-20 20:38:33

Also love Elaine1's version smile

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Nanagem Wed 04-Nov-20 22:17:02

????????? I needed that thankyou

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Kalu Wed 04-Nov-20 23:08:33

???????. My initial thought upon reading the thread title was, what now?!

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maddyone Thu 05-Nov-20 00:45:29

I saw this on Facebook, it’s very funny. Just what everyone needs as we go into lockdown again.

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vampirequeen Thu 05-Nov-20 13:02:06

Brillant (both) grin

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