Made-up Sayings

I have one on a variation of six of one and half a dozen of the other. Instead I say six of one and five and seven eight's of the other. It's a quibble over fractions.

We have an ‘oojamyflip’, a close relation to timetogo’s thingymagig. Otherwise it’s the whatsit in the thingy - or indeed the thingy in the whatsit. It’s a wonder we find anything. .

When DH was young he and his 3 brothers always tried to put off bedtime by whining they were just watching the adverts, Dad would then say "Never mind the adverts, advert off to bed". He would often say it to me at bedtime he would always laugh himself silly every time.

I`ts in the thingymagig by the you know what.
It drives my dh mad.