Good Evening Everyone; We are about to carry out a cunning plan which might become self-explanatory. Hot , hot again today. At 9.00pm it was still 31C indoors having been 33C this arvo. The stuff of sleepless nights.
Haven’t had the get up and go today preferring the sun-lounger in the shade of the ole lemon tree. Watching John the gardener mowing the lawns, pruning and generally moving leaves and rubbish around with his 2-stroke blower was very exhausting. The last one until 2021.
No time for TV today so no updates on the do-nut count. apparently the Aussies involved in the recent cluster of positives had returned from India and are now in quarantine, at their own expense.
As well as being free to move around between our several States a “bubble” has been formed with NZ. All in good time for Christmas.
Everyone I’ve listened to tells me that the Manchester “derby” was a bit of fizzer so not worth watching.
A guy sat next to me on the train pulled out a photo of his girlfriend from his wallet and said 'she's beautiful isn't she'
I said 'if you think she's beautiful, you should see my wife'
He asked 'why, is she a stunner?'
I replied 'no, she's an optician'
What do you do if a blonde throws a hand-grenade at you!?
Pull out the pin and throw it back!
As this thread is a No-Go zone for police and it’s now the Season of Goodwill to All Men, a few funny tales might not go amiss!
Now I’ve got a date with the Night Owls so see ya later!
It's now midnight and 29C
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