I used to call Alsations 'Old Stations' when I was younger, and that has stuck.
We had an infestation of Earwigs when my DS was a toddler, he couldn't say Earwig, so called them winkawinks. Thereafter any insects was called that!
My DD when a toddler, she used to call gloves glubaglubs tiredoldwoman
He never gives up being stupid.
