Virtual plane trip for Club Gransnet - where to?!

Ooh no.
I am arranging for proper catering, Gordon Blue stuff as befits our status ?.
We will have a dazzling display of cheferie.
Michel Roux Jnr and Marcus W are raring to go and polishing up their hobs, as we speak. Who else would you like invite for the catering?
It's only fair that the Argy's regular "cooks" get a break, for once.
They'd give Heston a run for his money, tho'?

lemongrove

May we land somewhere near Lake Garda ( and please arrange a chauffeur driven rolls) I shall spend a month hotel hopping around the lake.

Presumably in Limone.......

Goes without saying any discussion of politics on board results in immediate expulsion sans parachute.
Anything else we need in the inflight rule book ?!

May we land somewhere near Lake Garda ( and please arrange a chauffeur driven rolls) I shall spend a month hotel hopping around the lake.

Am hoping the cuisine is first class .....I know that LauraNorder and AGA will do their best ( I trained them with my own fair hands.)?

With or without parachute?

Can you drop me off in Turkey as you pass please?

AGAA4

I won't be stopping off in Oz if Les Patterson is there. Not unless he has washed the stains off his tie.

On my first ever visit to Sydney day 2 walking round the Rocks/opera house area I saw Barry Humpries ! Couldn’t believe it.

ixion

I can see we need to broaden our horizons!
We clearly need a Club Gransnet Chauffeur Service for Patticake123 (and many others, I would guess). Also a Club Gransnet Whirlybird branch to get vickya from Watford to Dulwich.
No problem!

Thanks to my mum I’ve flown business to Oz and you get a chauffeur from hi e to airport provided it’s less than (I think) 70 miles. Bliss

Via Cyprus, please. I have a client (I'm an editor amongst other things) who has turned into a virtual friend who lives there. Warm days,good conversations and a drop of wine.. ahhh, bliss!

Stop over in Hong Kong please, and then a trip to Singapore perhaps we could go to Raffles, they do a lovely curry, and the hotel itself is beautiful, so colonel.......

Could we call at Chicago, please, and get a connection there for Madison, Wisconsin? My daughter and her family are there. It would be nice to travel in comfort - business class?

Cape Town to see my lovely ex-boss, then Rio for a visit to my adopted sister who lives on the bay and who I've known for 50 years, since she was about 14.

First stop to Nairobi to visit my old country - trip of a lifetime booked there for last October, but sadly cancelled. Then on to Sweden to spend time with lovely son. Oh to sit & dream!

I can see we need to broaden our horizons!
We clearly need a Club Gransnet Chauffeur Service for Patticake123 (and many others, I would guess). Also a Club Gransnet Whirlybird branch to get vickya from Watford to Dulwich.
No problem!

pregpaws3

Bring back Concorde , first class travel throughout and it reduces the jet lag. Even now I miss seeing it daily

Have you ever been on it? No beds, rather squashed in, but I suppose if you can get to Australia in 10 hours it would be worth it.

No drop-offs allowed though.

I just want to see daughter and grandchild in Dulwich. A plane is complicated as I'm in Watford. Would it be possible to get a helicopter to pick me up and take me there? They can get to places more easily.

You have a very large luggage allowance
Callistemon Don't you mean "baggage"?
Luggage is something that goes in the hold!

I thought we were having our own plane... so we can configure it how we wish.

Yes, I'd like to see the northern lights too Alioop

ronnie in your hand
Callistemon Who's he?
I've met Percy, thanks to Sir Les. , but I've never shown a photo of him; he'd soon be deleted. String vest indeed!
You've obviously forgotten a lot of that Strine you learned when working on cattle stations in the Outback so maybe I should start up some more remote learning!?
Btw; there's a Russian cargo plane that might just about lift off with you all on board;
Are any Grandads coming or do they stay home to feed the cats!
OoRoo ( that means Cheers!)

Could we go via Sweden please to see my GC? On flight Smoked salmon and cream cheese sarnies would be nice with a g&t. Failing that, a double chocolate muffin.

Maybe it's a bit out of the way, but could we please take a chance to try and catch the Northern Lights in Norway. Bring your thermal drawers ladies!

Bring back Concorde , first class travel throughout and it reduces the jet lag. Even now I miss seeing it daily

Break 'Ixion' down into sounds: [IK] + [SY] + [UHN] - say it ^out loud and exaggerate the sounds until you can consistently ^produce them

Ixion Got it! You're part of Greek mythology; not a Greek tragedy I trust! So what's wrong with a stop-over in Athens?
Your ancestors wouldn't make nice neighbours, so thankfully they're now mythical.
Unfortunately, when the authorities heard you were coming, all the State borders were immediately closed again and security at airports and seaports has been tripled!
One suggestion; have you considered a fleet of submarines? Yellow possibly?
We're pretty weak in that regard!
OoRoo

I'll stop in the South of France to see my lovely Niece and her family, then go on to Sydney to meet my new great grand Niece. One the way back can we top in LA where we had a fantastic holiday about 10 years ago? Then a so-over in New York where I have never been but would love to go? Then home - exhausted!!