Break 'Ixion' down into sounds: [IK] + [SY] + [UHN] - say it out loud and exaggerate the sounds until you can consistently ^produce them
Ixion Got it! You're part of Greek mythology; not a Greek tragedy I trust! So what's wrong with a stop-over in Athens?
Your ancestors wouldn't make nice neighbours, so thankfully they're now mythical.
Unfortunately, when the authorities heard you were coming, all the State borders were immediately closed again and security at airports and seaports has been tripled!
One suggestion; have you considered a fleet of submarines? Yellow possibly?
We're pretty weak in that regard!