Strange mis-reads

Thank you, Tizliz!

Not feeling great this morning but that made me laugh for real

Definitely not just you

Me too. Wonderful image. Very festive!!

Very bad punctuation! One of my particular betes noires.

I always enjoyed the poster outside a local church hall advertising
'Huge baby clothing sale'.
It came out every year. I always hoped to spot one or two of those huge babies.

Is it black comedy or horror?

The trend of self publishing has made people like my book editor friend redundant and it is so annoying

I spend an awful lot of Kindle time sending in corrections of bad grammar, wrong homonyms and typos. If only someone with a decent grasp of English had read the books before they were published. Of course, some of the errors have crept in during the transcription to ebook process, but the same comment applies - they need checking!

Every time someone talks about grooming their cockapoo I see a parrot and wonder why you would groom a bird.

Tizliz The huge baby made me chuckle as well Jane10

I once read, in a Margaret Atwood book, surprisingly - “she went to the end of the street and turned into a chemist shop”

Let’s eat Grandma
Or

Let’s eat, Grandma