If only someone would invent...........

Luckygirl Try something called Mepore available on amazon, this is what I use on my splits in my hands and even though I wash my hands and they get wet they don't fall off.

I'd go for that Lesley60

I wish there were plasters that were easier to get out of the wrappings. By the time I get one out I could have bled to death, well almost.

A tablet that melts excess fat off your body

A ‘pill pusher out gadget’ please. I have arthritis in my hands and especially my thumbs. Very painful. Once a month I sort my many prescription pills into pill boxes. 15 each day. Some sort of gadget to push out these pills would be great.

I wish someone would invent a mirror that reflects how old
I feel on the inside, rather than the way I look on the outside ...

I would like someone to invent a chip for dogs which incorporates a tracker,so all the dogs who get lost or stolen could be tracked easily,
So many being stolen,and some not even chipped,even though it's the law now

When I was little, about nine years old, I explained an invention that I had in mind to my Mum. I said: 'It's to clean the venetian blinds... it's like a glove with cleaning fingers on, so that you can clean them quicker than individually'. I had thought of it because it was my job to do them and I was sick of getting paper cuts from them. She said: ' Sick, they have been out for years!' I was gutted...

A pill that will get rid of scabby warts, they are a plague slowly creeping all over me.

... a machine that straps to your jaw and moves your mouth up and down, enabling you to chew and swallow your food, when you are hungry, but too tired to eat!

Not beyond the scope of the car industry I'm sure, I would like someone to invent a sensor on the back of cars, which then links to a message flashing up 'Tailgater' in the rear view mirror, when some twonk is trying to drive in the boot of my car!

A full body hot air drier. Like the hands one. So that when I step out of the shower I can be dried by nice warm air rather than a scratchy towel. And they would be really great at swimming baths. I don't know if I get more wet when swimming, but I find it so hard to get properly dry afterwards.

So many things, but last night I wanted separate wireless headphones so that DH and I could watch the same programme on TV at different volume levels, he has it on so loud......

You can still get the old rolls of elastoplast that don't have a dressing on the inside. I guarantee they stick. So I find does micropore tape used over a gauze dressing.

Inventions:
doll sized pins for use when making dolls' clothes
bathroom cleaner that actually removes lime scale

Something to wipe out all the plastic clogging up our world without leaving anything behind & also something to wipe out the rotten virus so that we can all stop living in fear, or in prison like so many of us old & alone please?

As mentioned by Ayse, the old stretchy ones on a reel were brilliant. Unfortunately, they changed the formula and now they don't work.

Thanks very much Elegran, they look good, I’m going to give it a try for my bedroom window. I’ve tried the stick on ones they sometimes have in Aldi, but they aren’t strong enough to stay stuck to the frames - these look so much better!

Indestructible rubber gloves - mine seem to develop a leak incredibly quickly.
Device that will open any kind of bottle. With arthritic hands and a poor grip the caps that have to be squeezed between two fingers whilst twisting the whole thing at the same time are a nightmare.
And I was given a mini bottle of Prosecco at Christmas which has this smooth plastic "cork", which I just cannot budge!
Think I own every opening aid known to man or woman . I live on my own so often get very frustrated when I can't open something and there's no one to help.

Come to think of it, I suppose the answer is to find another husband, but that is definitely a step too far!!

A nice cute little robot that will do all the housework.

When I was a girl I invented (in my head) the see through plastic umbrella. I was annoyed when many years later I saw people with these umbrellas. I later entered a competition to invent something and invented a double umbrella for 2 people walking side by side. Lo and behold that idea was pinched but it never caught on as it was too difficult to fold. I must have a thing about umbrellas. I would like a proper double umbrella to be invented.

I wish someone would invent something to stop dust appearing on surfaces. You just get your furniture nicely polished then a couple of days later it's back.

ah remind me of the Swiss 'farting tunnels' - you walked in with your skis at one end and it waxed the underside of your skis as you went through' - the school kids, and some adults, I used to take- always found it funny.

Farter in French means to wax your skis (to go faster)... and the sign had been translated as ... above.

But yes, could work with dogs and kids a bit like a car wash.

Yes, Candy6 like a mini car-wash. Shove dog in at one end, it comes out clean dry and smelling sweet at the other. You could use it for children too.

An automatic dog washer that you could place by the door and would wash and dry them before they come in!

Casdon Caravans have those fly screens. I wondered whether anyone made them for house windows - found these on the net. Insect proof framed screens. No idea how good they are. The caravan version was brilliant - a mesh screen rolled down from above and/or a privacy screen from below, and the two could clip together at any level from totally private to totally mesh.
newblinds.co.uk/roller-fly-screens
newblinds.co.uk/framed-window-screens
Lots more at www.google.com/search?q=mesh+screens+for+windows