The Argy Bargy Bar is back!

Shall I make some egg sandwiches for the journey today, so they have time to ripen nicely by Friday?

As we all seem up for this trip to Sarfend (I knew where you meant Ixion) I think we should postpone famous women night for another time. I’m not sure me dressed as Boudicca riding a chariot pulled by 4 llamas dashing along the pier would be a good thing.
I’d love a go at the funfair but not if flirty Fred is dishing up poo disguised as donuts (note to self, investigate this as a possibility for the Argy ?)
I will wear my very best lime green bloomers. Don’t want any wind in the willows on the ghost train ride.
Bags I get Thor for the Tunnel of Love ?????????
Can’t wait till Friday.

Crikey grandmajet. I see you've got your day planned already.

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Sarfend is fine by me. Not keen on Blackpool. Too many riotous hen parties. Not for the refined staff at the Argy but I may buy a "kiss me quick" hat.

Nah, no worries.
Sometimes in my efforts to speak prawperly or naicely as my mama wanted, I do tend to lapse into the vernacular, à la Eliza Doolittle.
Still, enough about me.
Would you prefer it if we went to Blackpool? I'd be happy anywhere after a few pints and a good old singsong.

Sorry ixion as a northerner living in Wales I have to admit to never having been to Southend or Sarfend.
It sounds good for our trip though and I will check out the long pier wearing my best bloomers. I think that information about the longest pier was stored in the deepest recesses of my brain.

Oops, bit of a slip there, AGA.
As kids, we always used to go dahn Sarfend.
Many still do.

Ah you mean Southend ixion. They may not know they are Sarfend?

AGAA4

Make sure you don't wet your bloomers when you paddle.

Seaside in February. What a good idea! I will take up quite a lot of room on the coach in my Elizabeth 1 outfit.

Does Sarfend have a pier? We can take the llamas for a stroll and eat chips.

Does Sarfend have a pier?
(Rolls eyes heavenwards)
Does night follow day?

Only the longest pier in the whole wide world, AGA

Let's hope none of our fellow GNetters from that neck of the woods is reading this*. That's our hope of an invite for afternoon tea down the pan.

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Poster's note: extremely unlikely IMHO

I’m so excited now I’m glad I have my fluorescent waterproof hotpants on!

Remember to bring all your spare ha’pennies for the arcade.

Good idea grandmajet. Just hope Gnasher behaves himself.

ixion you are in fine voice so can get the singing going on the way back when we are all drunk tired.

Doodle and Happyme no picking up stray males on the prom and bringing them back on the coach. I remember last time when we had to give them their bus fare to get back home. When you had finished with them of course.

We could do llama rides on the beach. Make enough money for a kebab on the way home.

Make sure you don't wet your bloomers when you paddle.

Seaside in February. What a good idea! I will take up quite a lot of room on the coach in my Elizabeth 1 outfit.

Does Sarfend have a pier? We can take the llamas for a stroll and eat chips.

Wonderful, ixion.
Flirty Fred’s latest amazing venture is in Sarfend!
We’re all going on a Summer Holiday!
I can bring my itsy bitsy teeny weeny bikini.

Seaside for me, please!
?Stroll along the prom, prom, prom?
Sun, sea, - Sarfend? ???

^?Cockles, and mussels, alive, alive-o?
(Geography a little rusty, apols)

Best make sure she wears some grandmajet........there again we might get two free goes

Can we go to Flirty Fred’s Fantastic Funfair? He and I go back a long way. His donuts are beautiful, ?? , and as for his hot dogs .........
I’m sure a flash of Doodle’s best bloomers would get us a go on the ghost train.

Ooh a charrabang trip to the seaside.....do I still need to go as Lady Godiva...could be handy for skinny dipping but a tad cold.
Dodgy Dan sounds my type of man....maybe I can do a bit of bartering...a snog, a quick flash and a fiver would leave us some ice cream money. Floosie Flora can keep Vlad ?

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Get him to take his trousers off first grandmajet

Great idea! I can always sit on the roof rack, I love the wind in my hair! Although, not the flies in my eyes.

Flora please don’t wear Vlad out before Friday. We want him to do the driving. He won’t be much use if he can’t see straight. ?