The Argy Bargy Bar is back!

Just practicing my drawl and slapping my chaps.....
Think I may have problems mounting a bar stool or anything else that comes my way ☹️

I will come, after great deliberation, as Annie Oakley.
Yee-haa and all that.
Couple of rounds over the cellar and Doodle and Sean will be up like a shot (as it were).

I’ve heard that Harry Styles has a penchant for the older lady, and I need a Danny for my Sandy. I’m hatching a plan involving fishnets and a basque to get him heading in one direction - towards the Argy, and my arms!

ixion pincer movement (crabs) not the other sort ?
There won’t be much of him left by Friday ?????

Wonderful, kumarOraja, we can smoke Doodle and Sean out of the cellar!

I thought I’d make a big entrance on Friday then we can use it in the wood burner after.

The net didn't stop Doodle and she is now in the cellar with Sean.

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I have taken out the lobster and jellyfish though.

Good idea. Those crabs have nasty pincers
They will keep her busy while we nab Sean.

Maybe we need to use the large net on Doodle? We may have a chance then.

Crabs?
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Sorry grandmajet Doodle has deployed the llamas so we have no chance.

grandmajet I don’t imagine attacking him with crabs will endear him to us.

Or a large net?

grandmajet have you watched Mamma Mia, I don’t think acting is required. ?
Wot Sean Bean ? Where? You lot can have Gerorge. Cum on my lovely llamas let’s go out and get him

I think we need to plan a sort of pincer movement to get him. Maybe involving walkie-talkies as in Line of Duty!

I've just seen Sean Bean walking past the Argy. If you are quick you may be able to catch him. He is getting on a bit now, as is George, so it shouldn't be too hard.

Damn! He must have unpicked the handcuffs somehow!

I have just seen George in a fast car speeding towards the airport. What have you done to him grandmajet and ixion?
He looked pale and exhausted. I had to give him mouth to mouth and a pint of poteen before he was fit to travel.

Quick, while Doodle and her elbows aren’t here. We can share, I don’t think he’d mind.

Oi, join the queue!?

Maybe a little cuddle?

Oh, but he doesn't need to grandmajet.
Just to stand there is all that's needed❤️

Did you let Gorgeous George escape again, Doodle? He’d have been perfect as you love interest - d’you think he can act a bit?