The Argy Bargy Bar is back!

Lisa is on the way, clear the bar for her jugs.

AGA now you’ve let the first aid kit out of the bag I’ll have to share my secret stash of ?

There's some Duck tape under the bar. Will that do Ixion?

Must get my glasses fixed. I read lemon’s post as “off to the scullery to have a cuddle with Vlad on the dildo !
No, First aid Kit ran away when we got the ferrets. We haven’t had a cat since. ?

Oops.
First Aid Kit, anyone???‍♀️

Will there magic mushrooms? Laura grows them on the windowsill.

I’ve asked the sous chef to get 2 dozen carrots for the soup tomorrow, it’ll be a 24 carat dish ?

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I can turn a car into a mobile phone by driving it into a river. Kia into Nokia!
Is there a handy river in the Argy?

Just taking my labracadabrador for a walk, that owl hootdini is upsetting him.

For pudding on the lunch menu

I can make an apple turnover

I’m good at that kind of magic too Lemon, every time I drive my car home I turn in to my own driveway.

I did some real magic once, I was driving along and then turned into a lay-by.

You need to work on your saw routine ixion.....you do know that it’s a trick, don’t you??

Here ixion you can unpick and use AGA’s luscious lime new bloomers for your curtain ( she has only worn them once)?
We need to make the bar look magical for Friday.....suggestions?
Thor says he can do a turn, the old three tumblers and ball routine, says he can make lots of cash for us with the betting fire crew and the ship’s company.

Hey, it's not purple satin, I hope?
That was specially for my curtain for Friday nite.
How can I saw a woman in half without it? People will see how it works.

Thor has made Vlad a plush lining for his box. You know how good Thor is with his needle. None of us want splinters in our rear ends.

Although I usually prefer my tips in hard cash.

Ah! I see you have been in Vlad’s box already muse thanks for the tip.

Cheers
Watch the splinters lemongrove

Well, Doodle I do seem to have a magical effect on the menfolk of the bar✨✨✨Vlad says I can raise the dead. Then he laughs.

Phew what a day! Am setting out hot toddies and other nightcaps ( some with pom poms on) on the bar, gratis for all.
After that it’s off to the scullery to have a cuddle with Vlad on the lilo.Do wish he would get some accommodation sorted out......all he brought with him was a long wooden box.

All spick and span now. Doodle said they ponged so I put them in the dishwasher.

Wellie status?
They can be quite -er- particular round here?