Arguments Thread

He’s far too pink for my liking Doodle .....just not manly enough ( and I have my own old fossil anyway
Lemongrove Careful! Haven't you just said you don't like "old men"?.
Or are you talking about something else?
OoRoo

suziewoozie

I think some of us wanted to send ourselves up a bit and have some fun. I think it’s worked quite well

Oh, jolly good. I won't interject further!
(I can't think of anything funny to say about cushions, I'm afraid )

I’m not putting up with this ....Take that ?

But take it quickly before lemon grabs it. She’s a big fan ?

Grr and now you’ve got my lover too Ellianne. Give him back or else.

I've moved onto a new Barny now anyway, though I think there might be a dinosaur involved here too.

He’s far too pink for my liking Doodle .....just not manly enough ( and I have my own old fossil anyway.)?

He might be old Ellieanne but it’s a bit rude calling him a fossil. He’s only lumpy because you’ve been sitting on him.
You can’t just Chuck him back now you’ve got yourself a new model ?

grandmajet

Sockless!! Think about the repercussions for the sock industry. H and M would have to start a new charity for unemployed sock makers!

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Messages on banana skins ‘ contains banana’ perhaps?
Bare feet should have a warning message too ‘ member of the blackfoot tribe’ ....
Cushions should be free on the NHS as I like to hide behind one when watching scary films, so they are necessary for good mental health.

I wouldn’t have that, Doodle, she’s already been caught out, now she’s throwing him back!
Fight!

Unfortunately Doodle he has very lumpy skin and is a fossil so I am returning him to you.

Oh no! I hate the sight of blood even tho trained as a nurse & midwife. Makes my legs feel wobbly. ?

Quick everyone, punch up coming!

Ellieanne what’s my husband doing in your bed ? ?

Olivia Colman’s socks would be a bit dreary and down-at-heel.

We could have a Barny with a cushion maybe.

Gregg Wallace’s socks? Might be a bit cheesy!

As for the legs, what type of socks are they wearing ( very serious question)

I think some of us wanted to send ourselves up a bit and have some fun. I think it’s worked quite well

Hello Everyone
Can I say something please?
I did rather think that this thread would be somewhere that posters could come to to have a bit of a barny when one occurs. For instance, off the top of my head, today we could have had arguments about Gregg Wallace; ^Eleanor Oliphant is Absolutely Fine^and numerous over-rated actors in particular Olivia Colman.
I still think that this idea might have legs; what do you think?
Feel free to disagree!
Fanny x

Can I watch? I'll hold your coat and handbag Greeneyedgirl. I never find arguments fun.

Greeneyedgirl

Whoops, sorry. ?. I agree there’s a surfeit of THOSE threads, but it isn’t called a fun thread but an Arguments Thread.

So you’re arguing about the difference between fun and arguments are you? I’ll see you outside then

So should I, as my mum would say, “put a sock in it”?

Whoops, sorry. ?. I agree there’s a surfeit of THOSE threads, but it isn’t called a fun thread but an Arguments Thread.

grandmajet

Sockless!! Think about the repercussions for the sock industry. H and M would have to start a new charity for unemployed sock makers!

Please ( I’m being serious) can we just keep this as a fun thread and not make it yet another MM thread even if dressing it up as fun?

Sockless!! Think about the repercussions for the sock industry. H and M would have to start a new charity for unemployed sock makers!