Mr Potato Head

Poor Mr and Mrs Potato Head must be boiling mad due to all this speculation over their private lives. It surely must get under their skin.

I really think someone should get a ‘roasting’ for this! How can they do it?

Who needs professional comics when we have you lot. Just terrific! Thanks......

No but it will have “This video contains items which some viewers may find offensive” notices at the start. I can just imagine some teenage viewers hoping for the really juicy bits!

Will Toy Story be banned?

Thanks everyone for such a laugh!

Well, I think they're frittering away a good game.

grandmabatty I think you’ll find the correct expression is par boiled.

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I gather there is talk of a podcast, but I believe the broad beans, and peas aren't happy in a potato appropriating what is a physical feature associated with pulses. Plus some say Mr Potato Head hasn't got a pulse

Good free publicity though.

this thread cheered me up this morning.

This is so funny. I think they should leave the moustache-it affect Mr and Mrs.

I'm sorry to mash all your puns, however Hasbro has announced via twitter that it's not correct and they will be keeping both Mr and Mrs Potato Head. Seems as if this was a half boiled attempt to change things.

Mr Silly will just be Silly - and Little Miss Naughty just Little Naughty. It's the crisps I feel sorry for.

Have they nothing better to do and nothing better to spend money on? Obviously they hope to butter up the woke consumer for fear of being cooked to a crisp.

Scary thought , what's going to happen to the Mr Men books ?

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Really Mr Potato Head being deemed as gender neutral is hardly surprising. Col Cannon has been presenting as non binary for a while and is now pressing ahead to get on to a vegetable only side dish space. Cis vegetables such as Charlottes, who admit they are quite comfortable with a knob, as long as the knob is butter, have already pointed out that whilst vegetarians may well be happy to accept all manner of potatoes and even be sympathetic to Savoy Cabbage going into that mix, knowing that Savoy has no roots and maybe that has some bearing in that they naively accept who they mash up with given they are rather young and green. The general feeling however in the vegetable box is that bacon is never going to go down well with the average vegetarian. Desiree was heard to yelling at Col, "visibly you will always be meat and two veg, no non meat eating person in a vegetable only space wants to be presented with lardons and be told it's a vegetable "

The case continues.

Anyone consulted King Edward

Luckynan, you will have to throw a six to put your head back on!

Another half-baked notion! I bet someone gets a roasting for allowing the chips to get all mashed up!

I’ve just woke hubby up laughing my head off at this thread. So funny, thanks everyone.

ah those earth people, they peel them with their metal knives, boil them for twenty of their minutes then they smash them all to bits.....and now this...who would want to be a potatoe

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