Funny things children say and do.

My children thought that God's first name was Peter because in church we used to say, “Thanks Peter God”!
When I breastfed my youngest and swapped him from one side to the other, one of his sisters asked if one was his dinner and the other his pudding!

Oh, Ashcombe, you reminded me of one of my own childhood mistakes. Round John Virgin in Silent Night, I thought it was his name. (round yon virgin mother and child)

When my younger daughter was born my elder daughter used to sing instead of the cattle are lowing the baby awakes, the kettle is boiling the baby awakes!

My Gd's favourite fruits used to be boobiels and stawbiels (blueberries and strawberries)

She was doing school zoom where they were playing shops with coins (learning adding) Madam announced she's rather use a credit card!!

My 7 year old Dgs has Down Syndrome and has difficulty talking, but loves counting, he insists after 12 it's 3-teen 14 and 5-teen after 19 comes 2-ty, 2-ty-1, 2-ty-2 and so on 1 hunned!

Until 1 Hunned!

When my son was very young he had trouble pronouncing his r`s,
When visiting my mil in Cumbria the farmer opposite would pop in for a chat.
My son asked him if he could spell your r`s,the farmer looked at me and asked if my son asked him if he could smell his arse.
We were all in hysterics.

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