Congratulations to Mike and Zara *Title edited by GNHQ*

Great news.
Delivered on the bathroom floor. If that had been the Beckhams they’d have called him Tyler. Ba boom

Iam64

I delivered a grandchild, breech, in the bathroom. He’s a 25 year old lovely man now

Goodness, that sounds quite traumatic for all of you.

Iam64

I delivered a grandchild, breech, in the bathroom. He’s a 25 year old lovely man now

Wow well done ! Are you medically trained ?

Callistemon

^Who better than a rugby player for catching the baby?^

Deedaa Brilliant!

I hope the midwife was standing behind him!

I delivered a grandchild, breech, in the bathroom. He’s a 25 year old lovely man now

nothing embarrassing or personal about that.

Oh Welbeck, you've obviously never been first on the scene in that scenario!

Who better than a rugby player for catching the baby?

Deedaa Brilliant!

Lovely they gave him Philip as second name.

Lovely news. Congratulations to the proud parents, and dad with a safe pair of hands

Well done, Ellianne on dealing well with such grouchy, snappy responses!

Congratulations to them both on the arrival of Lucas Philip Tindall.

My number 3 arrived in a rush too!

I was really pleased for them when the news came on.
He won't be standing on ceremony

It sounds a very happy event! It was lovely to hear of a new baby arriving safely.

A friend of mine gave birth on her front garden path though she only lived two doors away from the hospital! She said it really wasn’t very ladylike behaviour.

My latest grandson was a lockdown baby born in the bathroom delivered by his aunty as me and grandad had missed 16 calls in the middle of the night. I’m secretly relieved I wasn’t there til it was all over!

Brilliant news for them and what lovely names. Great to be able to celebrate two grandads with one name.

Always good to hear of a birth wherever they decide to pop out!

welbeck

i can't see anything wrong with his account.
born on the bathroom floor is not too much information.
nothing embarrassing or personal about that.
good luck to them all.

I was having a little laugh with TMI.
I'll ask GN to change the title for me.

One of my nephews was born on the bathroom floor, he was in a hurry to join us!

i can't see anything wrong with his account.
born on the bathroom floor is not too much information.
nothing embarrassing or personal about that.
good luck to them all.

Born on the bathroom floor you say ?
It was always a dread of mine that we wouldn’t get to the hospital in time and something like that would happen to me.

Lovely news about a baby boy after two girls. No wonder Mike was delighted.

What wonderful news for the Queen too after what she has been forced to endure lately from a certain couple of spoilt brats.

So the couple who just want to be normal have their baby in a fantastically expensive private hospital and complain that he hasn't got a title.

The real normal couple have their untitled baby on the bathroom floor. Who better than a rugby player for catching the baby?

I'm really happy for them. Mike comes across as a great Dad and has made no secret of the fact that they were hoping for a son this time.

His account of the birth made me laugh.

Absolutely, what I'm trying to say Annie is that they are a lovely, unpretentious, natural, refreshing couple. Those two big sisters will enjoy their little brother!
It is the style of the casual reporting of it that is funny. Midwife Mike!

Surely showing a new born to granny and family is what people do

And I'm sure the Queen will hold this one as dear as Archie. They are all her great great grandchildren. Bless her!