The Argy Bar and Tea Room

Yes that’s me - just after he’d whipped my skirt off in that Buck’s Fizz routine...we did an awful lot of practicing after I’d mounted the Stiffgit...?

I think the poteen has got the better of Charlie, he’s still horizontal, but AGA has stepped up. She used to play the triangle at school - no-one will notice!

ixion you’d better get up there and lend a hand with the drumming. Just pretend you’re beating the Admiral’s bottom that should do the trick

Shoop shoop laaah aaah!

My word, yes it is Pants . She’s scrubbed up well.
Yes and me too. Wow , what a night.

Aw, bless him - look at Charlie - he's so laid back he's almost horizontal.
Oh, he is horizontal. Can someone scrape him off his drum kit and resuscitate him pronto? ??

grandmajet the new safe is cemented to the floor has five security locks and 3 padlocks. I have the llamas on active guard duty and have had their teeth filed ready to bite any bottom that appears. I’m beginning to wonder if I didn’t get a big enough safe with all the money coming in. We’ll soon have a bigger yacht than Reggie he he ?
AGA do you have any of those oregano spliffs left. I feel the need to mellow out.
Well done brook for organising us all ready for tonight’s show. Ooh I’ve always wanted to be a backing singer.
ixion that seaweed was a good find. I’ll open the cellar hatch and you can slide it in.
I love Gnashers new look. And Mick is stunning in red. What an ........interesting outfit brook .

Cumon everyone they’re going on stage. Lights, camera, action.

? start me up ?

Mick is certainly going for it.
Those oregano spliffs should go on the menu.

Or Doodle?

Make sure you wear your vest just in case

Is that pants out there?

Don’t worry brook. I can wrap you attractively in seaweed. You will start a new trend.
Word of warning - don’t let Mick pull your loose end or it’ll all come off!

Blummin heck Gnasher and Mick - what am I going to wear now ...

Er, was it red brook ?
Think you may be too late.....

Gnasher is wearing them brook

Anyone seen my feathers and lace anywhere ?

I didn't think anyone knew. Just because I have a broom and a black cat called Esmeralda.

PS Are you sympathising with the devil here??‍♀️

Let's sing first AGA.
Such murmurings best saved for the cellar afterwards.

Just back with Gass from Grimsby - like lemon and RR, we have to observe the tides.
Have brought the van round the back with more seaweed supplies for your wraps grandmajet (and tomorrow's menu too?)

Shoop, shoop, laaah, aaah!

Mick has asked us to be backing singers in glamorous dresses. Start practising "shoop, shoop, Laaah, aaaah"

What another brilliant Friday evening we’re going to have tonight .. Mick seems to have spruced up well and I think we’ve sold more tickets for the cabaret ... time to get dressed up again girls ... we’re on at 8pm ... ?

Good job doodle bought a big safe. It is filling up nicely.

A quick seaweed wrap and some of brook’s magic cucumber slices and he’ll be good as new.
I don’t think he’ll ever want to leave us, we are looking after him so well.
I wonder if lemon is going to pop in; make sure the safe is secure! We’ve earned a fortune this week.? ? ? ? ?

Mick has been revived now by some of the oregano spliffs left over from our Hippie night plus strong poteen.

He is good for another performance tonight. We are raking it in this week!