Room 101 what would you put in?

On GN. “the usual suspects”. “Certain posters”.

I know they have a dog walker in the week but I think the son or daughter are supposed to walk it on the weekend and they just don't. I really hate to think the couple are taken advantage of. They are like the Grandparents in Mum - BBC series (I love them )

Adults writing LOL.
“Awww hun”
Lip fillers.

JaneJudge I would take my radio to the garden and have really loud music on to drown out the noise. I would also ring the RSPCA about the poor dogs that’s disgraceful behaviour.

My neighbours kids and they are very much grown up, in their late 40s/50s. They do my absolute head in. My neighbours are an elderly couple who live in blissful harmony with visiting carers Mon-Fri, sure there is a bit arguing and normal neighbour noise but on the weekend their kids visit and all they do is shout and argue. The son is always demanding money off them (paper thin walls) and the daughter is so angry and shouty and always kicking their poor dogs which is whimpering and whining

Any person that makes a scam call or sends a scam text or email. Think it will be full up!

All politicians.

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Gannygangan
And there are two versions of the damn thing!

There's one where she says it with her fingers in the 'temple position'; a mannerism favoured by Tony Blair in his 'just a normal type of guy' pomp.

And then there's another; where she delivers the immortal words:
'Not a newcomer' and puts down her pen in a forceful and exasperated fashion; as if she wants to give those pesky parvenus a jolly good talking to.

Do you think that I should get out more, perhaps?

I wonder if slugs would put barefoot grans who stand on them into room 101? ??

Fly tippers they are lazy selfish morons who ruin the landscape.

'Not a newcomer' in that simpering, patronising tone

How wonderful to find someone else who gets annoyed with that ghastly, not a newcomer line, FannyCornforth

Makes my toes curl

As for Room 101 I'd put slugs in. The slugs that wander around on a wet evening just waiting for me to go outside, barefoot.

Which I do, so it's my fault I guess.

Grandmajet yes, I think that it would be perfectly possible to torture me with Sun Life adverts on a loop.

'Not a newcomer' in that simpering, patronising tone

I'll take parsnip jam over that every time

See also: Priti Patel

Poisonous snakes

Dogs off leads would be top of the list .

For me it is old signage. Someone puts up a sign to say that so and so is 40 and it is still there years later, grrrrrrr. Also, near out village there were two signs advertising food festivals which I managed to take down myself. One was for 2014 and the other 2016. Come on! The person putting it up there should be responsible for removing it. Room 101 please.

Well, Carol Vorderman is a bit scary, FannyCornforth!

For me, litterlouts/fly tippers have to be top of the list. Although I’d dearly like to put spiders in!

Of course you are correct FannyCornforth I was thinking along the lines of the TV programme.

My worst fear COCKROACHES

Strictly speaking - Room101 contains your worst fear.
In Winston Smith's case it was rats.

Ooh, good thread
Carol Vorderman ?

I'm with you Grannybags and could add a few Z list media "stars" who have no talent but still seem to be making money !

Fly tippers

Joggers who don't give way and breath all over me

Litter louts and vandels.