Expressions from your part of the world

not local to me, only heard in adulthood, but i find it rather charming, if now a somewhat contrived expression of surprise:
well i'll go to the foot of my stairs.

NI possibly just Belfast

"Your head's a marley"
Your bums's a plum (yes,really!))

Both mean....You are not talking sense.

Also here in Birmingham
Mardy (miserable)
Blartin (crying)
We have a canal at the back of our house. A workman came here once and, noticing the canal, said 'That's a bostin bit of cut'.

I am a londoner too but have no idea what cherry 'ogs means?

My DH is a Londoner so we've had ankle biters and cherry 'ogs. I thought he was making it up until his parents and friends used the same expressions

Hutch up (in Lancashire means move along) say you were sitting on a bench and someone else wanted to sit down.

“I’m made up” i.e. delighted.
(Liverpool)

Stoke-on-Trent
'Duck'

I wish we had some!
I live in Surrey & we are all very boring here- I can't think of a single local expression. I love local accents. My Granny was a Scot & she had some lovely sayings. Unfortunately my Mum did not use them & they got forgotten. All I remember is ' Dina fash yerself- which I think meant don't worry.

Croggie.

If you go to any child in my old village and say "gissa croggie" they will all know what to do and how to react.

I was amazed to find out that the word croggie is also recognised in Leicester, 100 miles away!

Its you, sitting on the crossbar of their bike!

I'm from Fermanagh, N.ireland, as far west as you can get in the UK. We have so many unique to the county expressions- cutty- young girl, cub- young boy, houl yer whisht - keep quiet, throughother- untidy, sheugh- ditch and many,many more. I lived in N.Devon for years and had to learn a whole new language there!

Just remembered making people howl when I asked if I should knock the light out instead of a switch.We still say it.

All fur coat and no knickers, meaning someone who pretends to be something they are not, posh, is a saying I remember from my childhood. I live and grew up in Wirral.

A Doofa, something the will Doofa this and Doofa that!
I believe from Scotland

I grew up in the 1950's in St.Helens (Lancashire at that time - now Merseyside since 1974, when it became 'scouse-ified' to some extent).

Some that I remember from my childhood
'owt' - anything
'nowt' - nothing
'nowty' - naughty
'split' - chips and peas in paper OR on a tray
'babby's yed' - a steamed meat pudding served with chips from a chippy
'babby' - baby
'pie-eater' - somebody from Wigan (our bitter Rugby Rivals)
'yicker' - somebody from Haydock - a part of St.Helens
'entry' - known as a 'ginnel' in other places
'pop' - any carbonated drink
'toffees' - any sweets
't'other' - meaning 'the other one'
'mithering' - pestering
'skrieking' - wailing/crying - especially a child!
'slutch' - mud
'moggie' - mouse even though it's a CAT everywhere else!
'playing wag' - truanting from school
'our Maud' - wife/girlfriend
'cocker' - mate/pal/friend
'bung off' - game of Hide & Seek

Hull and East Riding of Yorkshire
Tenfoot (a gap between the backways of houses that is wide enough for a bin lorry i.e. ten feet wide).
Bairn - child
plain cake - bread cake
larkin out - playing outside
boodling - travelling at a steady rate in a car
tansad - baby buggy
Meet you at the blue box - very local phrase for known meeting point in the bus station but still used after the blue box was repainted bright yellow
til - until

West Riding of Yorkshire
caling - to visit someone
teacake - bread cake (no currants)
currant teacake - normal teacake
go down snicket - gap between two houses big enough for a car
between the midins - where the snicket was...between the outside toilets
put wood in't 'ole - close the door
scraps with chips - bits of batter that break off and cook with battered fish and chips

Cushies - sweets
Dwile - floor cloth
Duzzy - as in 'duzzy fewl' - silly idiot
Guzzunder - the potty under the bed
Wick - as in 'she dorn't arf git on my wick'
Loke - track
Pollywiggle - tadpole.
Shiver - very small splinter in your finger.

Oh dear I've just got a wee skelf in my toe.

^Proper job
D'rectly (sometime in the future)
'ansome
all Devon^
All those Legs55
And

Wur be to me 'andsome?
Janner
I'll be doin' tha' in a minute (meaning some time in the next week)
Fairy buns
'Er lives over yonder

marra a person usually male
assa marra a person from Whitehaven Cumbria
kite like a pussened pup, a stomach like a poisoned puppy
gaan yam , going home

OOw do , how are you doing or hello
yan and fower, one and four
mud and fad grandparents
dickie or singlet, a vest
Clarty lonning, a muddy lane
doft and dont, undress and dress
jam eaters,miners from a certain part of Cumbria the pits were too hot for meat sandwiches.
ower yon beck, over that stream.
looksta that, look at that.
Once in a shop with a friend from my part we were in East Yorks and asked if we were Scandinavian the woman had not understood us at all

Witzend. Re. Mithered. Welsh word “mwydro” for dithering.

I'm originally from Yorkshire now living in Devon. Many dialect words are the same Throughout England but there are others definitely regional.

I call everyone Luv, West Country it's "my lovely" "my lover" "buddy" mainly for men'

Proper job
D'rectly (sometime in the future)
'ansome
all Devon

Yorkshire
Ginnel - alley
Bahn yam - going home
Got a keyk on it - leaning
all fur coat & no knickers

Loads more, many my Grandad used & my parents.

I spent many years in Yorkshire ( though I am not a Yorkshire lass) and this thread has brought back fond memories of several people I used to know, and the expressions they used.

From the north east
Clarty
Bairn
Kets
Lonnen
Ha'way
Gi'z a gleg

I could think of more but my spell check doesn't like any of them and is being a real pain!

Woollyback, someone born outside Liverpool.