*Soop's* ever welcoming kitchen for kindly folk.

And some corsets corsages for the ladies - or for the rest of you, there's plenty to go round.
Wear them round your wrists - they won't get in the way of any close contact stuff.

I'll have you know that I have experienced Sir Tom Jones serenading me in my bedroom, Doodle

Are you ready to get those hips shaking,come on let’s shimmy?

Calliestemon ?. Wow.

Is it all supposed to jiggle quite so much Yia?

Doodle

Calliestemon ?. Wow.

No-one believes me, but it's true!!
He was giving an open air concert near here, I opened the bedroom window and there he was! Serenading me with Delilah
(how did he know that's my name?)

Of course let your self go Brook maybe Sir Tom will join in!!

Ooh Callistemon bet it gave you goosebumps.
grannygravy’s had him under lock and key for a while. I wonder if he has the strength to serenade soop tonight.?

I nearly ran up there and sang with him but my knees wouldn't let me.

I have given Tom a tonic Doodle so he can sing to soop later ?

That tonics worked magic AGA he’s certainly spruced himself up for soop
I’m impressed

Are you sure it was just tonic AGA ? ?

Cheese straws, mini bhajis, pakora and a yoghurt mint dip on the side. Limoncello, Tia Maria, Smirnoff, Gordons, Spiced Rum, various mixers and a bin of ice..all by the settee and chaise longues. I found a Mr Jones wandering, he’s had a quick ice rub and is ready to rock..or maybe that was a rock I found during the rub, one or the other.

Yiayia I don’t know about this belly dancing business. My belly is going one way while I am going another ?

I’m just going to top up everyone’s glasses
Then we can start singing Happy Birthday to Soop

Jaxjacky cheese straws are my favourite. Thank you.
Good to see sir Tom is ready for action. Hope he sings load and clear so soop can hear him.
Sir Tom is going to sing a special song just in honour of soop. It is of course…..Sex Bomb ?

Sorry girls, bit delayed. Had to stop off to pick up some nice French Pompiers - lady ones too - ??‍?cos I was worried with all those candles for Her Ladyship's cake, there'd be a conflagration and the Kitchen extinguishers wouldn't cope. Can you imagine how Soop would kick off....... fires raging across Kintyre - not quite the end to a perfect day, eh?

The French will love the belly dancing, I'm sure - although Doodle you do sound as if you're losing control on the side swings! Whoops - nearly had my eye out then.

I shall open a lovely bottle of very chilled white wine, kick off my shoes and let my twinkle toes do the talking. (Never spent all the dosh at the Rheumatologists to be told I can't dance!)

Brilliant Jaxj I love it - you know how to party!
Sir Tom is belting it out now and I’m sure soop is blushing … oooh soop he’s only got eyes for you ..

He is singing "you can leave your hat on" now especially for soop

Oops. Sorry grandmafrench this belly dancing is a lot more dangerous than my usual pole dancing….I’ve nothing to hold on to……….mind you, if you wouldn’t mind sending one of those hunky firemen in this direction I’m sure he could lend me a hand. ?

Right let’s all get together and get Tom to start us off singing
? Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday to you
Happy Birthday dear soop
Happy Birthday to YOU!!! ?

Hip hip horray
Let those party poppers off now!

Blimey, they’re mega poppers!

?????.
I fancy one of muse’s pasties to give me energy for the can can. Where are you muse?
grandmafrench we would be honoured if you would join the Argy dance troupe in a can can later…… I’ve got the dress on but I can’t find my frilly knickers ?

Er…. yes they are good quality aren’t they Jax.
Psst ixion did it say anything about munitions on the boxes ?

And he only has eyes for you soop…