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Stupidest T shirt logo ever !

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Infinity2 Mon 19-Jul-21 15:39:34

I’ve just seen a moron ( sorry - young woman ) pass my house wearing a t shirt with the words ‘COCAINE AND CAVIAR ‘ on the front.
Is this a sign of the times ?
How about some suggestions -
Perhaps

CHAMPERS AND SYPHILIS or
BOLLY AND HEADLICE.

I think I remember when t shirts were invented (the Armed Forces wore them ) and the only logo you saw was on the telly if someone in prison had numbers on their back.
What do you think ?

muffinthemoo Tue 20-Jul-21 12:37:17

I have a sweater that reads “sorry I’m late; I didn’t want to come”.

It was a gift from my parents and is worn frequently amongst those who know me but love me anyway!

goose1964 Tue 20-Jul-21 12:34:05

My favourite slogan is there are 2 types of people
1. Those who can extrapolate from missing data.

GillT57 Mon 19-Jul-21 20:02:57

I don't like slogan t shirts as they are funny ( maybe) once, but then the joke wears thin, but I did like one I saw someone wearing once which said :
Sex and drugs and sausage rolls

Going slightly off track, I am also a bit pah humbug about car stickers, but I did see one which made me laugh:

If you can read this, someone has stolen my caravan

Infinity2 Mon 19-Jul-21 19:54:35

I’ve just looked the brand up on the internet, and there have also been some negative pieces in the British press about them glamourising recreational drugs.
They have some really lovely designs mostly with F* in the slogan somewhere.
I also see they’re using the word Gucci in one of their slogans as they’ve obviously never seen any legislation regarding brand infringement or negative association !

Apparently - DON’T ALL RUSH AT ONCE GRANSNETTERS - you can buy one of their hideous sweatshirts for the eye watering price of TEN POUNDS !

Infinity2 Mon 19-Jul-21 19:22:39

I think anyone who would buy into such a ridiculously named fashion brand would have to have the IQ of a flea. There’s nothing glamorous or amusing about cocaine use, as some of our poor Gransnetters on here can attest to. The cynicism and arrogance of the people who think up this crap is just staggering.
Bring back the crinoline or the bustle !

AmberSpyglass Mon 19-Jul-21 19:12:22

I don’t know what I’m missing - why does that make her a moron?

CanadianGran Mon 19-Jul-21 19:07:46

I found out that Cocaine and Caviar is a name brand of clothing. Someone wore such a shirt to work and I thought it highly inappropriate, even if our office is casual.

I enjoy a clever t-shirt slogan, but don't tend to wear them myself.

'If you can read this, you're too close"

Witzend Mon 19-Jul-21 19:06:19

eazybee

I hope I don't offend, but a friend wore one inherited from her child which said:
'Jesus loves you, but I'm his favourite.'

There was also the one:
'Please speak slowly; natural blonde.'

The ‘blonde’ one would certainly have riled a rather younger, natural blonde dd, who also had an hourglass figure.

I swear it was largely all the ‘blonde bimbo’ comments that prompted her to do an MA after her first degree.

PaperMonster Mon 19-Jul-21 19:04:15

I love my “a woman’s place is wherever she wants to be” t-shirt.

Witzend Mon 19-Jul-21 19:01:38

timetogo2016

One of the best ones i have seen had a dog on the front licking it`s backside.
And the slogan underneath it read " i can`t believe it`s not
butter " .

Love it!

One that amused me said, ‘I SUPPORT NEW ZEALAND - AND WHOEVER’S PLAYING AUSTRALIA.’

Needless to say, worn by a Kiwi.

hollysteers Mon 19-Jul-21 18:54:14

Never go out with writing on your front.
I had a T-shirt with the designer’s name on the front in tiny letters. My sister was appalled and clutched her pearls.
It went to the charity shop ?

gmarie Mon 19-Jul-21 18:54:06

Love this one. smile

Billybob4491 Mon 19-Jul-21 18:40:28

I saw a T shirt recently it said "I'm with stupid" underneath was a big arrow pointing to his companion.

MiniMoon Mon 19-Jul-21 18:17:50

My son had a tee shirt with the picture of two men in a canoe.
The slogan underneath read, "paddle faster, I hear banjos."

It always made me smile.

BlueBelle Mon 19-Jul-21 18:14:41

I bought a khaki green military looking vest t shirt with a u s prison name on the front and a number on the back when I was 17/18 my Nan was horrified and begged me not to wear it of course I took no notice
Si inappropriate slogans were around 60 years ago

Hellogirl1 Mon 19-Jul-21 18:13:35

I saw a very young couple in town, he was pushing a pram with twin baby girls dressed beautifully all in pink. He was wearing a black t-shirt, on the front, in sparkly pink letters "I`m the Daddy". I thought it was lovely, he looked so proud.

timetogo2016 Mon 19-Jul-21 18:13:13

Thats brilliant nanaK54 LOL.

nanaK54 Mon 19-Jul-21 18:08:49

Hmm wondering if I can get away with this
Many moons ago, in America, I saw a T-shirt that read
'let go of my ears I know what I'm doing'
grin

Doodledog Mon 19-Jul-21 18:02:01

I bought one for my husband that reads:

'I am an engineer.
To save time, let's just work from the assumption that I am always right.'

It suits him wink

Megs36 Mon 19-Jul-21 17:41:47

Bought or my son for his 60th. what age is Old enough to know better!

MerylStreep Mon 19-Jul-21 17:20:43

I’ve seen one with with:
I’m not arguing, I’m simply explaining why I’m right. ?

Georgesgran Mon 19-Jul-21 17:08:35

How about ‘Eat more Cake’
Skinny people are easier to kidnap.

eazybee Mon 19-Jul-21 17:02:53

I hope I don't offend, but a friend wore one inherited from her child which said:
'Jesus loves you, but I'm his favourite.'

There was also the one:
'Please speak slowly; natural blonde.'

MoorlandMooner Mon 19-Jul-21 16:54:54

I saw one today on a larger gentleman....Fat bikers bounce better.

Callistemon Mon 19-Jul-21 16:40:18

timetogo2016

One of the best ones i have seen had a dog on the front licking it`s backside.
And the slogan underneath it read " i can`t believe it`s not
butter " .

????