A Very Argy Christmas

Thank you doodle for Bjorn. Blonde, muscular and handsome.....swoon ? Must keep my mind on the brewing.
I have made a special brew of poteen for Tom with some energy powder added
I think he will need it

AGA brilliant idea. May Hem and Alarma are certainly made to be together. Let’s hope they’re so occupied with their nails they don’t cause trouble.
I have heard the Captain is due back from his travels next week so perhaps he and the Admiral can keep each other chatting about their sea days.
AGA I have decided to give you your Christmas present early.
Thor is obviously off no use in the cellar whilst he’s obsessed with Sven . I present you with your new brewing assistant Bjorn. Blonde, muscular, handsome, and all for you. Please note he will not be interested in Thor or Sven if you get my drift……..although please keep May Hem and Alarma out of sight.
Brook thank you for keeping my precious toilet seat safe. I will go and put it in place for Tom now. His btm will never have been so pampered.
He is ready to go onstage soon and is taking requests………for songs girls, only for songs. ?

We can put May Hem in with Alarma. They are two of a kind. She can paint Alarma's nails and give her a facial. She is a little diva.

Phew! Glad we have more time to get the poteen ready. Thor still not much use talking all day about Sven.

Great news Doodle - toilet seat cover is safe, it’s at the back of the bar next to the pork scratchings
Errrr May Hem showed up late last night, I’ve managed to keep her away from the Admiral until now but need some help please - she’s rather a handful to say the least

Tom has decided he will perform in the Argy tomorrow. Tonight he did a un dress rehearsal for a select (ahem) audience and was too exhausted after to do his show.
This means another 24 hours to get the poteen ready and give an extra sparkle to the toilets. Has anyone seen the leopard skin faux fur toilet seat cover I ordered for Sir Tom?

I think Tom left Wales a very long time ago (2pm) ?
I have given him a plate of beans on toast, two pep pills and a Viagra ( so anything could happen).

A large glass of champagne please Thor! ??

I saw him earlier today AGA traipsing down Pigstrotter Alley with Sven - he looked a bit sheepish to me

I've thrown the llamas out of the cellar now and Thor has returned looking pleased with himself. Does anyone know why? Or where he has been all day?
He doesn't seem in the mood for brewing so it was a good job brook helped out or we wouldn't have had enough poteen for the big night with Tom.

Brilliant ixion I’m sure he’ll enjoy that - we just need to keep him away from the poteen until later….

George and I will be otherwise engaged but, in honour of Sir Tom gracing our humble abode, I have made him some barry brith (think that's Welsh?) so he feels at home.

Yep lemon I gave the lavs a good scrubbing this morning, they’re sparkling clean now - unlike the floor of the cellar ?‍♀️

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Hang on in there Aga I’ll be down in a flash …

The Flash has all gone, I made some exotic cocktails with it this morning.
Has anyone cleaned the lavs? Doodle ?
Tom arrives about 5pm and requests a lie down in my boudoir as he needs a two hour nap before performances.

Thank you brook. I don't know how the llamas got down here as Thor said he had locked the cellar door.

They won't be getting any tlc from me with their hangovers.

Hang on in there Aga I’ll be down in a flash …

I left 3 barrels full of poteen last night and they are all empty now.
The llamas are lying in a drunken heap on the cellar floor so there will be no llama rides today.
I will have to start brewing again now. Can anyone help please? Thor is nowhere to be seen and we have Tom tonight and he does enjoy a pint of poteen.

AGA for goodness sake we need some more poteen. Forget about going hard at it with Thor and get brewing. Really ?

Ouch that sounds a bit painful grandmabatty - best leave it to the experts

That’s great Doodle thanks, a bit of a long list though what a diva he is .. hope we can get it all, I’ll check under the sink see what I can find

Won't get much of a chance with Tom as I will be down in the cellar hard at it with Thor. We can't let the poteen run out again.
Maddy said she would help but when she knew Tom was on his way she rushed off to have her makeup done and we haven't seen her since.

Sorry, I've been getting some necessary cosmetic procedures before the grand ball and missed Tom's arrival. I'm available for loving him tonight,if the offer is still there. I just need to watch my belly button doesn't unscrew again

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Tom’s required extras. That would be:

A Sex Bomb so he can have a fragrant bath
Some Green green grass so he can get out his lawn mower
A pussy cat so he can ask it what’s new.
A lady (in short supply round here) goodness knows what that’s for
A couple of Thunderballs ( no not his, I think it might be a cocktail)
A warm blanket coz Baby it’s cold outside
A hat, so he can leave it on
A hairdresser to trim his locks, I think she’s called Delilah
Some food to offer visitors so they can Help yourself
And some Welsh cakes because that’s Not Unusual.
Oh and someone to Love him tonight……..any offers.. ?

It’s Tom tomorrow nite ixion so the outfits will be perfect - we’ll just keep the Admiral downstairs in the cellar
Panto on Saturday so we’ll need to tone it down a bit and throw another layer on - there’s the llama blankets that we can use but they’re maybe a bit whiffy
That’s reminded me has anyone cleaned the lavs yet?

He’ll be barking mad if he ever finds out lemon

Just seen Tom coming out of the Hot Spot Tanning salon, he’s had his top up trendy for tomorrow
He also asked if he can have his usual extras provided in his dressing room - anyone know what they are?