A Very Argy Christmas

I will have one of those cocktails grandmabatty. Sounds nice and strong.

My sprouts have been simmering since July. The 'liquor' makes a mighty fine cocktail, mixed with brandy, vodka and gin. I'll bring it with me, if I may?

Beansprouts? How lovely. I do enjoy refreshing light cuisine. I assume there'll be lobster etc?

As long as he's strong enough to peel the sprouts.

After me Aveline ? Thank you I will return him in tiptop condition, ?‍??

That will make a refreshing change for Thor.

Oh. Thor is Scandinavian I expect. I'm looking forward to meeting him to discuss modern design trends with sustainable wood. ?

Birdie Thor has finished brewing so he is all yours. Please have him back in good condition by tomorrow.

Aveline

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Don't worry you can drink as much as you like and it has no effect at all at the Argy.

Do you mind if I join you ?and could I borrow Thor for awhile... just to test his powers???‍? please !

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I have been down in the cellar brewing for months now. There are gallons of poteen. Thor and I haven't stopped.
We have devised lots of cocktails too.

Nobody stays sober long at the Argy.

Having received a postcard from Fabrice and Antoine now in a maximum security yoga and wellness retreat in Nevada, I find myself without personal assistants just now. Should I venture to your little establishment will I be looked after as I'm accustomed to being? F&B know my little ways and how my cocktails should be prepared. Do you have staff with appropriate skills?

Brilliant Lemongrove I was just thinking it’s time we opened - don’t want to miss all that festive business
Ive. put up the Christmas decorations and the tree looks lovely on the roof terrace ,even the llamas are dressed as reindeer
A very good hiding place GG13 no one will ever know you’re here
Cranberrry Gin fizz for me please

Am I allowed to hide in here? Away from the extremely excited and noisy GC.

If you are making cocktails I’ll have whatever’s going please ?