A Very Argy Christmas

Just finished cleaning the poteen barrels and have turned off the lights and locked the door as doodleinstructed.
Great Christmas everyone. See you at Easter ??

Thanks everyone for a fantastic Christmas and New Year bash.
Lovely to enjoy your company and humour again.

I think it’s time to close for another refurbishment so we can rest and regroup in time for an Easter Argy ? opening.
Glad you’re back safely AGA. You’ve got a few weeks now to come up with some chocolate flavoured poteen.
Hope everyone enjoys the break. I’m taking the llamas to Lemongrove Manor where they can rest in their barn and annoy Lord Lemon by trampling on his dahlias.
May Hem and Dyna Mite along with Vi Agra have all gone off to sea on the Admirals new yacht (they’ll be mighty upset when they realise it’s a glorified rowing boat and they’re doing the rowing ?)

Thor, Sven and Bjorn have decided to go winter skiing but will be back in plenty of time to help get ready for Easter opening.

Hope to see you all back at Easter. Keep safe and well in the meantime. Last one out lock the door and slip the key under the mat. Bye ?

I think we should send the boys up there in their thongs, that’ll be an interesting sight. They’ll soon get those bloomers down!

Happy New Year to all at the Argy.
I spent the night in Fisherman Fred's cottage on the docks after I fell into the sea. Thanks to all who hauled me out.
I am back at the Argy starting the clear up after the night's revels.
Not sure how to get the bloomers down from the roof ?

Hang on AGA ……well at least with all that poteen inside you you won’t get cold and that inflatable bra I lent you should keep you afloat till we get there.

Don’t worry AGA we’re coming for you

Oops I did hear a splash Doodle but thought it was a jumping fish … we’d best go back to check

Brook I just fancy a cheese straw. Thank you.
Well actually I quite fancy Bjorn but as Maddyone is taking him in her own personal conga, I’ll have to make do.
Cheers to you too Ixion here have some of Brook’s cheese straws it’ll help soak up the alcohol. I told you drinking all the remaining glasses in the poteen fountain wasn’t a good idea, ?
I’m a bit worried about AGA. She was right at the end of the line when we swung hard right after leaving the docks and she seemed to disappear off the end ?

Happyme ? I hope you don’t catch cold. It’s draughty in the Argy.

Cheese straw anyone?

Happy New Year one and all ???. May 2022 be good to us all. What bloomers Doodle , I ran out of fabric ?

Cheers, everyone.
Love y'all (hic) ?

Happy New Year everyone. See you back at the Argy when the conga’s finished.

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Happy New Year everyone. ??????
Hang onto your bloomers girls those rockets are whizzing around.
Thank you for your company Grannmarie you can certainly belt them out.

Happy New Year everyone!

Happyne, it's time for our duet..
???? Islands in the stream.....
Gie it laldy!!
Nearly time for
Should auld acquaintance be forgot..
Thank you, *Lady Lemongrove, Doodle, Brook, Happyne and al*l for a wonderful night in the Argy.
Good luck to all for 2022, especially our dear Soop.???

Wow, who knew the llamas could conga ???. Best get them rounded up before the Might Kabooms go off

Should be a good display we’ve got loads of Mighty Kabooms lined up

Oooh girls we can’t linger down the docks tonight we need to get back for the fireworks at midnight

? these boots were made for walking ? not sure if I can conga in them ?. Clear the dance floor and I'll have a practice ??

OK, whose idea was it to conga down to the docks?
The fleet's in and there's a lorra lorra saucy sailors?

What a very Argy Christmas it’s been, and wishing you all a very Argy and Happy New Year! Xx

All ready gals? Here we go in the conga line....down the alley, and then to the docks via the gasworks!
Tah da da da dah conga, tah da da da dah conga, dah da conger, dah da conger ( getting fainter as we go!)........

Don’t worry Maddy you won’t get lost the Alley leads into the Lane just past The Horse and Bucket (seedy joint don’t be tempted to go in).

Ooops, it’s Pigs Trotter Alley, not Pigstrotter Lane. I don’t want to get lost before the conga has even started.