Lucca
If I look a mess.. “ I look like the wreck of the Hesperus”.
My mum always used this one. I use several of the phrases on the list and one l say is "as rare as hen's teeth," which is similar to once in a blue moon. My grandmother, from Staffordshire, used to say "well, I'll go to Stoke" rather than the foot of our stairs and we still say "all around the Wrekin" when either a journey has gone a long way round or someone is droning on and not getting to the point of what they are saying.