Old fashioned expressions you still use.

Any child crying was described as " a mard little sod"

My mum used to say "As black as the 'obs of 'ell" (hobs of hell)!

Up the duff
S**t hit the fan

I love to still use old sayings, mainly Scottish one’s mind you lol
One of my favourites of my grannies was for someone who thinks they are better than you she used to say
She’s all fur coat and bar knickers “
Love that.
Or people who wear sharp point toed shoes
“ ye‘ll take the eye oot a skinny worm wi thae shoes”
Loved my grannies saying, she was hysterical and had a wicked sense of humour

Charlie’s dead ……Your petticoat is showing

It looks like Wookie Hole in here! (untidy)

Ooh you have a spud! Meaning a hole in the heel of your sock.

‘Jumped up’ meaning cocky, but also meaning thinking they were better than anyone else.

‘no better than they should be’ also meaning that they think they are better than others.

What's for dinner?
Three kicks at the pantry door

I’ll go to the foot of our stairs.

i kept thinking the same

On the throne. (On the toilet) the queen thread 70 years on the throne just reminded me.

my mum ‘I’m just going to spend a penny’

I came out with ‘all mouth and trousers’ yesterday. Hadn’t said or heard it for years.

My mum used to say you’ll have square eyes if you watch any more telly.

Let the dog see the rabbit. Can't see the wood for the trees.

Do you think I floated up on a banana boat?

If your friends all jumped off a cliff would you want to do that, too?

He gave him a bunch of fives.
If you lie down with dogs you'll get covered with fleas.

I’d give him a smack on the kisser- a punch on the nose

You need a very long spoon if you sup with the devil- be very careful if you mix with the wrong sort.

Two strands and a nit - thin hair.

A good old stick - describing a nice person.

Yer daft apoth (thanks to my nan, long passed).

Every tim dick and harry (rather than random person)
Sonny Jim (as a put down for males)
Not for all the tea in China
I could eat a child's bottom through a cane chair

Oh, I did feel queer.
Said by my nan, who would get out of bed and put on her best nightie in case she died in the night.

The late great Kenny Everett used 'doobree/doobry' and I've not heard that for a while.
You're pulling my leg, pull the other one it's got bells on,
By Jove/ Jupiter.
You're a brick, Angela.
With gay abandon.
What the Dickens.