"I have never........."

I am yet another person who never got around to learning to ski. Even though there was a dry ski slope in the city I used to live in.
Never became famous/learned the dancing skills for Strictly either......
on the positive side, I have never
*been to prison
*had to go to hospital for alcohol poisoning
*crashed a racing car and left the ensuing mess to be sorted out by other people......

I’ve never;

Forgiven Rita Edwards for pretending she’d get her Mum to pick me up so I could go ice skating with them in 1951.

Given in to the urge to injure my great grandsons father after he hospitalised an 8 month old baby.

Bothered to learn chess

Learnt to drive. I never wanted to.

Smoked.
Been drunk.
Had a dressing table.

MerylStreep
Tulpia
Your using social media by posting on GN.

Yes, I know, I did qualify by saying facebook etc.

Never seen The Northern Lights( really want to)
Never dreamt of having a tattoo
Never had a bank loan or credit card
Never eaten lamb
Never watched Harry Potter, Game of Thrones, James Bond, Star Wars or Peaky Blinders

Had my legs waxed
Been in a canoe
Towed a caravan
Grown any fruit
Travelled east of Europe

catladyuk

oh dear, how do you get emojis, it says type grin in brackets for a grin emoji but it hasn't worked!

You need to use square brackets [ ] don't use the curvy ones like this either { }

You all don't know what you are missing!!

I’ve never been on a cruise (don’t want to)
Bungee jumped… too scared
Bought curtains
Taken illegal drugs
Eaten snake knowingly ?

Had a tattoo
Been skiing
Watched Game of Thrones.
Eaten oysters
Done a bungee (or parachute) jump
Taken illegal substances
Ridden a motorbike
Been anywhere outside of Europe
Been held up at gunpoint
( Between them, my children/stepchildren have covered all of the above)

oh dear, how do you get emojis, it says type grin in brackets for a grin emoji but it hasn't worked!

FannyCornforth

Had a child (a human one)

i'm intrigued fanny, i assume you mean you have not given birth to a human child, so have you had an alien one? (grin)

Watched Coronation St
Failed to vote in an election
Eaten tomato ketchup (ugh)
Been able to draw
Been on a cruise
Seen a horror film in the cinema

Drunk a glass of wine
Been on a cruise
Had an out of body experience

Acquired a tattoo
Taken an ocean cruise
Tried an extreme sport

I have never:
Travelled in a sleigh (number 1 wish!)
Had a tattoo (although my children nag me!)
Had a perfect marriage (both were not particularly good, sadly!)
Enjoyed raspberries (one taste in childhood put me off for life!)

Ridden a horse

Had a cross word with my best friend who I started primary school with 66 years ago.

Used the ‘f’ word (a few other naughty ones though).

Been on a cruise.

Had a cat (only dogs).

Had a daughter.

Been abroad
Eaten rabbit
Had a tattoo

Had a tattoo
Been skiing
Never learned to dance and I would love to

Up to now I have never-
Been in a helicopter
Eaten Tripe
Climbed a mountain
Had a Brazilian wax
Cooked fresh mussels

I have never:

Watched any form of reality TV
Travelled beyond Europe
Driven a motorbike
Told my story
Visited a make up counter and had a makeover
Bought a pair of trousers that actually fit.
Climbed Scafell

But I have -
Just had the top up of my semi-permanent tattooed eyebrows. They look fab! - after 30 years of pencilling them in every morning it is heaven. (Had one threadbare brow and the other had about 6 hairs left.) They’re very dark right now but will soon settle and look very natural.

i have never learnt to swim, despite spending thousands of pounds, i have never mastered my fear of heights - despite living in a high rise flat
those are the negative

and I certainly never had a tattoo
I have never shot a gun nor do I want too

I have never been sub-aqua diving but I would love to.
Watched The Sound of Music
Eaten oysters, pickled eggs or kangaroo
Been to India - but I would love to.