The Argy will be open Easter Sunday and Monday. All are welcome. Thor and Sven will be behind the bar in their Bunny costumes. AGA has brewed a magical chocolate and Poteen cocktail called Bunny’s Revenge. We have a chocolate fountain, karaoke, comfy sofas and a special visit from the Captain and Admiral who are doing a version of that Hot Chocolate classic You Sexy Thing. George (Grandmabatty willing) will be dispensing coffee for all who can’t take the hard stuff. Chocolate eggs are hidden in secret places. Tell us if you find one and where. Please don’t leave me on my own…….is anyone there? ????
muse thank you for the pasty. I need all the energy I can get today iyswim. brook Alarma looks wonderful. Has to be the winner. Has to be .....you know what she's like! Has doodle disappeared with Rufus again? I thought I saw them skinny dipping in the pond.
Brook wonderful Alarma looks amazing. ixion I think Lord And Lady Lemongrove might be sailing the seas. As Brook says, bring them in and we’ll send them up to the roof terrace with the Admiral to keep them company.
The word got out Doodle. I could smell the brew AGA even up here in the Muse Mess hut kitchens. Mr’s been busy. I’ve no idea what he’s put inside them but here’s a tray of his Easter pasties for lunch.
Grandmabatty are you sure Brad is sleeping it off of just comatose from too much activity (I haven’t forgotten the state George was in when you brought him back last time) Ooh that’s a good idea Pants . I’ll have a whole book of tickets please……do I get staff discount? ixion, turned out Thumper didn’t have much in the way of stamina and became a bit of a slacker …..if you see what I mean. Well done Brook. What a prima Donna she is. I just hope she’s not sick after eating all that chocolate. AGA I thought I’d heard you banging about in the cellar. I was coming down to see if you needed help but I wasn’t quite sure what you were up to. Rufus is still recovering from your visit…..he said he’s never been called a bouncy castle before. ? I’m going out to the paddock to hide some more eggs. Sir Tom is coming over soon. Ive booked him to hand out the prize for the best Easter bonnet competition.
brook can you pop in to Hotel Chocolat with Alarma please? She has been complaining that the small chocolate buttons egg was not good enough and she wants a £30 one from HC. Either that or lock her in the shed with the Admiral while the parade is on.
I’ll be off with Alarma to Madam Pom Poms soon Doodle and get her kitted to lead the Easter Bonnet parade later. The little lovelies from Pigstrotter Alley primary are coming along too. We’d best keep Thor and Sven locked in the cellar with AGA and I’ll distract the Admiral and the Captain with something ….
I have the same problem Grandmabatty and find the best solution is to get him to hold them in his lovely soft hands ?...?. Oh, excuse me while I have a lie down, I’ve come over all unnecessary ?
Form an orderly queue ladies, these ? tickets are going like hot cakes cross buns!
We've started early this morning. I've left Brad sleeping it off. I fancy a go with Rufus on the bouncy castle but my boobs keep bouncing back and hitting me in the eye. Any advice?
Ooh Pants lucky you. Yes please do enter Rufus for the Easter bonnet competition. If he wins you’ll get a stiffgit to mount in your bedroom . Make sure he’s careful on the bouncy castle……..if he’s just wearing a smile…..we don’t want any punctures ?