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GrandmasueUK sorry to rain on your parade but is that a chicken? Correct me if I’m wrong. ?

I might try Morning Glory but if it rains a lot they get spoilt so quickly. I’m going to do sunflowers for Ukraine and have some red, white and blue lobelia plugs to bring on for the Jubilee.
Who knew I could be political about plants ?

Now loving my random duck ?

Oh Feelingmyage it will be well worth it when the flowers appear.
I will plant Morning Glory seeds next - has anybody grown those? It’s my first time.

Luvaduck.

The seeds are out of the packet and planted. There are sweet peas and marigolds. Now I’m talking to two black containers of compost.

GrandmaSue I love your little rubber duck! It’s adorable!
The Good Morningers have random flamingos, you have a random duck.
It must be very good luck.

CrazyH your story about your Collie is amazing

FannyCornforth

Yes, I’ve read lots of her books.
But I’m ashamed to say that I can’t remember her name.
She is an amazing author

Oh I’ve already commented about that
Oh dear, Callistemon, you’ll have to bear with me…

Callistemon yes, I have read ‘A Short History of Tractors in Ukrainian ’ and I really, really enjoyed it.
I’d forgotten all about it. I might read it again

My dad hated pigeons. He was a staunch anti-noise campaigner and if he was sitting in the garden and the pigeons were cooing on the telegraph wires overhead, he would clap once, loudly, to shoo them off so he could have some peace and quiet.

SueDonim

I’ll tell him he’s forgiven when he wakes up, Marydoll.

This pair have never caught a thing, Callistemon. One died last year ? but even with the two of them, they had no clue what to do. We had a mouse in once and they sat about six inches away from it in a corner and watched while I tried to catch it. What’s that about having a dog and barking yourself? ?

That's the kind of cat I might like!
Actually, a cat which can tell the difference between a mouse (Catch!) and a bird (Leave!) might be the best.

My dgs's cat bit him on his cheek. He asked Google what it means if your cat bites people and it said the cat is evil or morally wrong ?

I’ll tell him he’s forgiven when he wakes up, Marydoll.

This pair have never caught a thing, Callistemon. One died last year ? but even with the two of them, they had no clue what to do. We had a mouse in once and they sat about six inches away from it in a corner and watched while I tried to catch it. What’s that about having a dog and barking yourself? ?

How about some corn porn?

cornhub.website/

Can't find any tractor porn ?

SueDonim

Callistemon21

Cats really are awful creatures. It’s a good thing we love them anyway.

Cats really are awful creatures. Full stop

(Ducks for cover)

. I’m not sure about using ducks to cover them, though. The ducks might get eaten.

Disclaimer:

I don't mind cats ? except when they catch birds ? then I mind them very much

Yes I have that book too - a present from my DS. A surprisingly good read ?

Callistemon21 yes A short History of Tractors in Ukrainian unexpectedly brilliant and funny and touching.

I usually pass paperback books on but I kept that one. I must read it again.

I was staying with my DD last week and every morning when I came out of my room the cat was sitting outside the door. She would stalk past me with that superior but resentful look (if you have a cat you may know the one) and jump on the bed and settle for the day.
My DD said it was the cat's room and that was why she was annoyed.

SueDonim

Marydoll

Own up, who unpinned my Spotify icon from my PC, while I was reading this thread? ?

Sorry, Marydoll, it was my cat. I’ll tell him off when he wakes up. And has had his tea. And his medications. And sat on our laps. Amd tripped us up. And eaten part of my house plants. Of course, he’ll probably be asleep again by then. ??

You cat is very lucky that I am in a forgiving mood, (and that I live a fair distance from you!) Sue.

Marydoll

Own up, who unpinned my Spotify icon from my PC, while I was reading this thread? ?

Sorry, Marydoll, it was my cat. I’ll tell him off when he wakes up. And has had his tea. And his medications. And sat on our laps. Amd tripped us up. And eaten part of my house plants. Of course, he’ll probably be asleep again by then. ??

Callistemon21 yes A short History of Tractors in Ukrainian unexpectedly brilliant and funny and touching.

I always think of The Woman and her ambition to have a proper gas cooker “not crap electric one like in Ukraine”

I have moved recently and it has taken me a month to work out how the ceramic hob works (or doesn’t)
Thank God for microwaves and toasters is all I can say

Did a TV version get made or have I imagined that? It was a good 13 or 14 years ago now

Callistemon21

^Cats really are awful creatures. It’s a good thing we love them anyway^.

Cats really are awful creatures. Full stop

(Ducks for cover)

. I’m not sure about using ducks to cover them, though. The ducks might get eaten.

Sorry fanny only just noticed your question. Yes I am. Derby born Derby bred.

FannyCornforth

Yes, I’ve read lots of her books.
But I’m ashamed to say that I can’t remember her name.
She is an amazing author

Who?

Oh, silly question, you can't remember her name