?The Argy Re-Opens - Lubbly Jubbly Celebrations!? ?

Well, Barg-ers and camp followers, good and bad news?☹️.
Can't get a Sleb for love nor readies tonight BUT

I have hired us a Chara, courtesy of May Hem's Dad. We are all orf to the Palace for That concert!
Prime seats guaranteed, free earplugs, close to toilets, bring your knitting for the Ones you haven't heard of...

Bring your Squeeze du Jour, no questions asked?.
Me 'n' Mr. Peaky will be there - we may come mounted, even, but he can leave the horse at the stables round the back, apparently.
Only worry is that we may have to take May Hem.
No worries, I guess she won't even glance at your chap brook - too long in the tooth for bright young things ?

GSM ???. Hadn’t realised how young he was or how old I am.
I just grab whatever’s left at the end of the evening…. ☹️ Suppose that will be the Admiral and the Captain as usual.

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Will he require infant food?

Had to Google him.
Born 1980 ??. Blimey.

Let's all bring our Squeeze du jour ?

Jamie Frazier Brook …..? swoon oh my goodness, I need a new outfit …..oh I’ve come over all unnecessary.
Oh yes please do. ?

Can I invite Jamie Fraser plse Doodle? I’ve heard he’s very good with the llamas

You can bring him if you want Ixion I’m sure I could find a place for him somewhere …….

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Nice horse though.

Nah.

How about the one with the cheek bones from Peaky Blinders?

Be still, my beating heart

James? Surely he’s fairly tall? Tom’s definitely too short for me.

He's quite short GSM ?
Aren't you tall?
Could you cope?

Any takers for Tom…..

We’ll squeeze James in somehow Doodle no worries

Ooh goody!!!!!!!!! Thanks Doodle! I will return him in excellent condition (well, nearly …).?

Join the queue gsm ?

Crumbs you were quick off the mark GSM ok you get first go.

They had heard about the world famous Argy and wanted to know if they might have a table for two tomorrow.
I told them we were fully booked but might be able to squeeze them in somewhere. What do you think? ?

Bags James!?

He was with his friend…. The names Bond, James Bond

Look who I found in Piggs Trotter Alley

Germanshepherdsmum

Oh no! Poor George!? I was rather hoping … ?

Hey, join the queue GSM.

Oh no! Poor George!? I was rather hoping … ?