?The Argy Re-Opens - Lubbly Jubbly Celebrations!? ?

Good call Doodle ?

Cum on all. I think Ixion should light the cannon as she’s the one who opened the Argy today and did all the preparations……plis she’s the one with the matches ?
So cannon first, then the beacon and then the fireworks ………… then the ?‍♀️And the ?‍?. And the ??‍♂️ And the ?

I thought it was Vim GSM.
Yeah, c'mon Doodle we're all hic upped on poteen ere and the Admiral is faffing about somfing.

Applied it liberally GSM under my armpits.
Sod all at the time of writing☹️

Try some of this talc …

Calling Doodle?
Some of us are getting well oiled sleepy!

? (a) Long long time ago? Ixion, yes.

Ooh, that white powder’s odd. Are you sure it’s talc? Wheeee ?

Those are perfick Ixion . C'mon let's fire it. Who's lighting it? I've already drank too much forgotten!

Dear ?
Re: sausage rolls. Have you tried Gregg's own?
Just asking ...

Doodle

Well we can use poteen for gunpowder. We could stuff it with the left over sausage rolls. Anyone got a match

Here you are Doodle

Germanshepherdsmum

Cor, that looks good. Have we got the stuff to ram in it?

Here's some white powder I found in the lavs GSM.
Think it's talc, but we can give it a whirl

Mind you .... these ones will I fink!!

Sausage rolls? ? That won't work will it?

Well we can use poteen for gunpowder. We could stuff it with the left over sausage rolls. Anyone got a match

Cor, that looks good. Have we got the stuff to ram in it?

You just pack the hole, ram the stuff up with a long stick with a soft tip and put a match to it?

I’ve got some ??? in my ?, should keep the little blighters happy. I could murder another poteen. I say, is that George ❤️❤️❤️ over there? I’ve come over all unnecessary…?

Yes it’s dark now time to light the beacon and the fireworks.
I’m so excited.
By the way I stumbled across this at the castle in the park.
I thought it would help our finale go with a bang.
Er..does anyone know how we load it. Pants I bet you’ve got a stiff git in explosive productions

I'm here, Maid Marian, ready for the action.
Glad we haven't got one of those ghastly gas jobs I have just seen on the telly. Not my idea of a beacon
Where's your chap brook? Is he, er, accurate?

Haven't they just GSM, mind your ankles 'specially in those ?

Well here I am, all clean and fragrant ? and dressed up ??? ready for fun. Ouch!!! Those corgis have got sharp teeth!!! Help!!!!!!

Ooh Pantglas I bet you have a tale to tell about William's overtures.

CherryCezzy

They've been following me all day brook do you fink it's coz I'm Welsh ?

Chuck 'em one of your Welsh cakes ?.
That'll floor 'em

?Tiddly-um, tiddly-um, tiddly-um, dum, dum?
?Tiddly-um, tiddly-um, tiddly-um, dum, dum?

Ooh, it’s William Tell with his Overtures ? - he mustn’t be setting my beacon alight before I’m ready...And he’s trying to get me all over his of a quiver! I’m falling into the brambles of delinquency again ?