?The Argy Re-Opens - Lubbly Jubbly Celebrations!? ?

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ixion ssh! Neither did I. I thought it was Lava too. ?

Wot. No. I want some soap too. Bubbles over here please.
Wait for me Ixion. You’re not getting them all to yourself.
Thanks all for a good time x

Well folks, showers to run, backs to lather scrub?
GSM will have a pink fit when she comes in tomorrow ????.
May be some time, so I've left the key under the mat.

Next time someone finds a Reason to Celebrate, let us know!
Yoy have all been fantastic company, so -
thank you!

Tough - I've got all the soap?

?Are we among friends here??
(Whispers) I never realised it wasn't lava ?

No Ixion we would never move you to Pedant’s corner. You’re far too valuable here. I was only joking about the lava bread. Is that he one made from seaweed or have I gone completely bonkers (er. No don’t answer that ?)
Don’t look now but a coach load of rugby players have turned up. Oooh they’re all covered in mud…anyone for a shower ?

You could move this to Pedants' Corner

I know my place ?

Not at all Ixion I agree with you. Keep those Ukrainian flags flying,
Er lava bread…from the volcano. …that’s a novelty. What next

Ooh, that sounds a bit party-pooperish?
Apols.

Perhaps ? will pop in to top up her interesting sausage rolls
Lava bread wraps, anyone?

Can we still keep a couple of ?? flags up, please, in the interests of solidarity?

Wot Pants for goodness sake you could have given us some warning. What shall I wear, how many are there, oh my goodness.
Poteen barrels on the bar, left over sausage rolls and pork scratchings. Cum on everyone let’s party ? party ?

Back now with the keys for later.
Had a bit of an issue with May Hem's old man.
He wants his chara back but Laura and Squeeze are busy on the back seat still.

Actually, I paraphrase. His language was a lot, well, earthier than that. Though I'd heard it all in the Argy but - -

We should offer ?s for endurance. Impressive.

Anyone got a Tom Jones cassette for Pantglas?
I will bring leeks to wave. (I don't do cultural stereotyping btw, rest assured).

Oooh pantglas ?

Oooh there you are Doodle I’ve been watching out for you, it’s been so quiet in The Argy today, the llamas have been gently swaying, May Hem has gone out with her new friend Kay Oss and Bjorn and Sven have been lolling in the hammocks all afternoon

Sod relaxing Doodle I’ve got the Welsh ⚽️ team coming in later to celebrate - get your glad rags on while I make some ? they’ll be ravishing us ravenous ?‍♀️

Well what a few days we have had.
I’m just going to settle back here with the boys…….all of them ? and have a nice relaxing jug of poteen. Then I may stack the dishwasher……Bjorn where are you, sweep up the sawdust …you can do that Thor and when ixion gets here with the keys we can enjoy the rest of the evening before closing time.
Thanks for all the company ?

Night night, ixion
Night night all
Sleep tight
Mind the bugs don’t bite…….especially if you’ve been rolling in the hay….
Nice day ?

Well, we're clip-clopping back down the Mall to Hyde Park Barracks. Lots of stalls, deep straw, peace and quiet. Well that's me and Mr.PB sorted. Plenty of ?‍♂️?‍♂️?‍♂️ if I need to stretch my legs.

The chara awaits, when you've had your cuppas.
Oh, and no souvenirs svp.

Lovely night, lovely company (as ever?)

Yes well done all. Thanks for the chara ixion . Is it booked to take us back….ixion …where are you…anyone seen her….
She’s doing what….checking the Queen’s lavs to see if they’re up to Argy standards. Well I never. ?

Definitely a night to remember thanks everyone ?
Err … how are we all getting home?

ixion I’ve come over all emotional. ?. What a night.

Everybody stand up, poteen down, it's our man.
Yes, you can wave that Argy banner, very tasteful.
Then we'll nip round the back, ask for Jeeves' cousin and say Mrs. May Hem sent us.
Contacts, y'know?

Think she’s asleep Doodle but I think we could sneak into the kitchen and see who’s there ..

Personally I think I’d rather have a cuddle with Paddington…..and a bite of his marmalade sandwich. Do you think the Queen would mind if we popped in for a cuppa?