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NotSpaghetti Mon 04-Jul-22 11:43:53

Juno grin

Juno56 Mon 04-Jul-22 10:37:40

I look after my DGD once a week and as it's a bit of a journey one of the first things I do when I get there is go to the lavatory. Last week my granddaughter said: "are you going to do a wee wee in the toilet grandma?" I said that yes I was. When I came out she clapped her hands and said: "good girl, dry knickers! Mummy will give you a sticker" ?.

NotSpaghetti Mon 04-Jul-22 10:25:48

I think the 5 year old has a point kircubbin2000 grin

Witzend Mon 04-Jul-22 09:31:10

Gds (5), who’d been a bit naughty, ‘Sorry, Mummy, I just can’t control my badness.’ ?
(He’s mostly a delightful little boy.)

Witzend Mon 04-Jul-22 09:23:16

Maybe his mummy told him, Ali08.
My Gdcs love after-school club - I don’t think they’d care about the reason!

Ali08 Sun 03-Jul-22 20:44:47

kircubbin2000
I wonder which after school carer told him that? Funny for a child to say, but pretty rude if said by someone being paid to look after him and teach him things

AGAA4 Sat 02-Jul-22 17:00:33

My GCs would not have been happy with that arrangement either. There is logic there ?

crazyH Sat 02-Jul-22 16:52:50

Bless his little heart ?

H1954 Sat 02-Jul-22 16:43:50

Ooops, HIS mum ??

H1954 Sat 02-Jul-22 16:13:27

??? Bless him! That's him Mum well and truly ticked off!

kircubbin2000 Sat 02-Jul-22 11:46:14

Daughter had tickets for Wimbledon this week so put 5 year old into after school club until after teatime. He was not impressed and told her this club is for mummys who go to work not for mummys to watch tennis!