I got a smart meter only so I wouldn’t have to move half the sitting room around every time they needed to read it.
I didn’t want the thing which tells you how much it’s costing every time you switch something on. I’m careful and only use what’s necessary, so I’ve never opened the box they gave me. You don’t have to use it.
What made you fall in love with comedy?
Today the High Court has agreed that children can be given puberty blockers.


