Stupid me only JUST come back to this... IM BLAMING THIS FLIPPIN HEAT SENDING ME GA GA.
Right this is the story.. i dont know what heading to give it.... maybe HAS ANYONE LOST A TOOTH?!?!?!?!?!
OK here goes.
The dentist pulled a tooth, top right.
I thought AHHHH I DONT WANT A GAP so I asked the dentist to put a tooth on a plate ( couldn't have a bridge, dunno why)
Da-da the day arrives for my visit the dentist to collect my new tooth OHH LA LA.
Fast forward a few months we are on holiday and I forget now who it was, but someone offered me a pice of CHEWING GUM!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
I NOW know that chewing gum should be avoided as much as standing in front of a bull !!!
I put the chewing gum in my mouth and was instantly stuck, the plate with my lovely new tooth was encased in chewing gum and all ability to chew was met with a mouthful of gunk ...
horrendous.
I went to the first toilet I came across with the notion of getting the plate OUT of my mouth, scraping the flipping gum OFFFFFF and throwing it down the loo ( the gum NOT the plate)
AND HERE LIES THE BAFFLEMENT OF THE NEW OHH LA LA TOOTH.
I literally have noooo idea what I did with the plate, I remember scraping the flippin chewing gum OFF but what I did with the plate with my lovely OHH LA LA tooth on, I do NOT know.
I gets back to the hotel later in the day anď thinks OHHH WERE DID I PUT THAT PLATE??? search search, search...... GONE.
Fast forward a month later when I am sat ( or laid ) in the dentist chair.
I looked at him ( the dentist ) and said YOU DIDNT WARN ME ABOUT CHEWING GUM DID YOU!!!!!!!!!! of course didn't have a CLUE what I was rattling on about, so I told him from thread to needle AND THE DENTAL NURSE AND ANYONE ELSE WHO CARES TO LISTEN.
I now have ANOTHER OHH LA LA tooth on a plate ( This flippin tooth has cost double ) and as for eating chewing gum well..... i let you guess THAT 1 !!!
Phewwwwwwww
