Welcome to the all new summer special Argy Bar - buy one cocktail, get two free

Ooh Doodle where did you learn about Bosom Caressing ?there was none of that when I was behind the bike shed wiv u an de norty buoys…?

Is Wanton oops, Anton, available for some mixology lessons ? Shirley I need another Stiffgit to mount in my bedroom….?

Doodle

Crumbs Shirley where did you find Anton…..and more to the point how have you managed to keep him out of the hands of GrannyGravy and her masterful thigh grip. ?
It’s a bit early for me (not) but I’ll indulge in a double Bosom Caresser followed by a Banana Bliss please ?

Ah, afraid I can’t divulge where I found Anton…….

I’ll get him to rustle up your drinks right now and then he’ll attend to you personally

VB000

I'll have a long sloe comfortable screw, up against the wall please!!

Followed by a lie-down....

I should follow that with a hot bath - those walls are non too clean after last night’s shenanigans

ixion

Do you open for morning coffee? I'd like to bring my elderly mother for elevenses and maybe some nibbles.
Thanks.

Yes, we’re open for coffee - only Irish coffees though, in pint glasses - and Anton is happily available for nibbles….

Crumbs Shirley where did you find Anton…..and more to the point how have you managed to keep him out of the hands of GrannyGravy and her masterful thigh grip. ?
It’s a bit early for me (not) but I’ll indulge in a double Bosom Caresser followed by a Banana Bliss please ?

I'll have a long sloe comfortable screw, up against the wall please!!

Followed by a lie-down....

Was that who I heard exclaiming “Affogato ! “ when she got stuck on today’s Sudoku?

Do you open for morning coffee? I'd like to bring my elderly mother for elevenses and maybe some nibbles.
Thanks.

Apparently one of THE most potent cocktails is Death in the afternoon or Hemingway Champagne, as it was invented by Ernest Hemingway. It is simply (!) Champagne and Absinthe……
3 pints on their way to you, Pittcity. You could have a lie down afterwards, if you can find a space on the floor - there seem to be quite of lot of people ‘having a lie down’…….

At least Anton seems to be wearing his tight undies unlike the lycra clad runners. I need one of your strongest cocktails and a lie down!!!

Not so much Anton du Bec as Anton du Pec

Ooh, I missed that - I’d like to have seen Anton performing. Yes, I think he oils his equipment regularly.

I think I’ve just seen Anton in the diving at the Commonwealth Games.
He didn’t have his tray, but most of the rest of his equipment seemed to be in excellent order.

I’ve got a new Conservative Leader Cocktail it’s called the Harvey Headbanger.
Used to be called Wallbanger , but if you’ve listened to them you’ll see where I’m coming from.

Anton will take your orders - order what you like as he has a very long………………….memory

Will there be dancing and singing at some point?

Undoubtably! MawtheMerrier will probably start the karaoke off later, once she’s had her Sex on the Beach (and her drink)

I can hear shouting from an old man in the other room, saying something about when am I going to cook dinner so although I could stay in this bar for ages, had better go.I will definitely be back as cocktails like this are rare, three for the price of one.
will there be dancing and singing at some point?

“Because of the water shortage, whiskies will be served on the rocks only.”

Is that the pile of rocks outside by the bins?

Prentice

heh heh
I do seem to be bulging in all the wrong places, but it is a very hot day.
perhaps the waiting staff can find me a sarong to cover my blushes?

Maybe a Singapore Sling….?

Saright, sarong- nobody’s judgemental here in the Argy.

Important Notice

“Because of the water shortage, whiskies will be served on the rocks only.” ?

MawtheMerrier

I’ll have Sex on the Beach.?
Oh, and to drink……..?

Anton will be with you shortly (he’s not very tall)

The head waiter, Anton (known to his friends as Handson), will bring you the cocktails list ASAP

heh heh
I do seem to be bulging in all the wrong places, but it is a very hot day.
perhaps the waiting staff can find me a sarong to cover my blushes?

I’ll have Sex on the Beach.?
Oh, and to drink……..?

You will if you partake of the exercise class in that bikini!