Well, I love beards, always have always will. DH and DS are offshore engineers and archaeologists respectively and you simply cant be taken seriously in either profession without a beard.
As for all this stuff about food in beards, not in this family, and in fact I have seen very few beards with food in. Why is worse than food alround the mouth or dribbling down people's shirt fronts?
DS grew his beard because he has a sensitive skin and no matter what emollients he tried, after shaving his face was be red and itchy for hours, so, not unreasonably he decided against it.
I think you are in the minority Serendipity. You rarely see a bearded man without a partner. Who wants a partner who gives your face a wirebrushing everytime he gets intimate. Like DS I have sensitive skin and I certainly dont want to have my face constantly itchy and sore.