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Right you naughty lot 5 more……. It’s confession time.

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Sago Mon 17-Oct-22 09:25:11

Same rules Yes or No, no particular order required.

1, Have you ever faked an orgasm?

2,Have you ever taken/inhaled an illegal substance.

3, Have you lied about your age in the past 10 years?

4, Have you ever cheated in an exam/test?

5, Have you ever as an adult hidden from someone?

Fanny Is it another hat trick? ?

REWIRING Wed 19-Oct-22 11:26:19

3 yes 2 no- not owning up to which ones are yes tho!

debsf1 Wed 19-Oct-22 11:23:34

4 no’s and a possible yes, depends on how you look at it..
Many years ago when I was far younger, my husband’s friend gave him a couple of funny fags. I wasn’t interested and he didn’t fancy them at that moment so put them on the side. My mum turned up out of the blue, saw them and said could she try one (she was in her mid 60’s), before we had a chance to,answer, she took one and smoked it. Our cat then came into the front room (he’d been asleep in the bedroom) and went crazy for the fag that was left on the side, he grabbed it, ran off with it and hid under the bed. Within an hour we had a very high mother in law and cat in our flat. It’s the only time my mother was nice!

womblekelly Wed 19-Oct-22 11:20:27

1 yes and 4 no ... was a bit of a wild teenager!

sazz1 Wed 19-Oct-22 11:20:05

2 yes
3 no

Juicylucy Wed 19-Oct-22 11:19:54

I’ve done 4 out of 5 loving living life on the edge lol

Prentice Tue 18-Oct-22 08:47:10

3 No
2 Yes

JackyB Tue 18-Oct-22 05:45:59

3 "No"
1 "Don't think so"
1 "What would be the point?"

Hellogirl1 Mon 17-Oct-22 21:31:36

5 nos

Skydancer Mon 17-Oct-22 20:58:09

I actually think how boring and dull I am in my old age. Don’t travel far - too much effort. Can’t face trying on clothes in shops. Would rather go out in the middle of the day than at night. Not particularly sociable any more. The old me was more fun, wicked and interesting. Is it possible to go back to what I once was?

dustyangel Mon 17-Oct-22 20:51:23

Oh JaneJudge, I can remember faking crying when I didn’t want to go up from the babies class into “real” school when I was about 5. I’d heard that the next teacher was very scary. I only got away with it for 24 hours though and for some reason scary teacher ( and she was) liked me. smile
Apart from that 3 yeses and two no s .

JaneJudge Mon 17-Oct-22 20:36:54

I've never cheated in an exam. I once purposely fell over in sports day though to get out of running the rest of the track and I even faked crying

JaneJudge Mon 17-Oct-22 20:35:22

I reckon I inhale illegal substances all day at work

Cressy Mon 17-Oct-22 20:29:52

A glut for me but I would have said I was the shy retiring type.

HowVeryDareYou Mon 17-Oct-22 20:27:51

3 out of 5

Doodledog Mon 17-Oct-22 19:54:52

I can't remember hiding from someone, but nor can I imagine a situation where I might, so I don't know.

Galaxy Mon 17-Oct-22 19:43:58

Yes to all except lying about my age in last 10 years. I used to lie about my age all the time in my twenties. blush

MrsKen33 Mon 17-Oct-22 19:41:44

MOnica I’m sure you have time to catch up. ??

M0nica Mon 17-Oct-22 18:10:41

4 x no
1 x yes

I have led a boringly blameless life.

grannydarkhair Mon 17-Oct-22 17:51:48

Only two yeses for me this time. One of them, not for many years (unfortunately ?). The other, often, but not recently.
And Sago to be pedantic, a hat trick is three of something, five of something is a glut.
“Glut” oddly enough, is what my Granny used to call sputum.

rafichagran Mon 17-Oct-22 17:48:27

I am much better behaved on this one 4 no's and 1 yes. I love these threads.

LadyHonoriaDedlock Mon 17-Oct-22 17:40:59

2 × yes
3 × no

MrsKen33 Mon 17-Oct-22 16:47:34

Fat chanceSago he had bad breath, got rather too close and talked interminably.

Chocolatelovinggran Mon 17-Oct-22 16:35:42

So not telling...

Sago Mon 17-Oct-22 16:27:26

MrsKen33 Hiding from a man of the cloth should have a category all of its own!
I think you need penance! ?

grannypiper Mon 17-Oct-22 16:21:02

3.5 out of 5 , have never tried drugs but did walk into a small room where 2 people were smoking dope, i had a headache for days. So yes i have inhaled but not through choice.