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Smileless2012 Mon 07-Nov-22 14:08:31

When our DS was 7, we went out for a birthday treat in the run up to Easter. We found a lovely Italian restaurant for lunch and when the waitress came to take our order, DS announced rather loudly to her that his dad Mr. S., had given up farting for Lent.

That was bad enough but he went on to say that he wasn't very good at it!!!

Auntieflo Mon 07-Nov-22 13:58:13

I took my granddaughter, aged 4 ish, shopping. Came the time she needed the loo, so I took her into, probably, the Bhs ones..
It was decidedly smelly. She took one breath, clapped her hand over her nose, and shot out of the loos, saying "I'm not going in there!" and held on until we got home.

catladyuk Mon 07-Nov-22 12:58:23

reminds me of an incident with my nephew many years ago. i think he was about 4 or 5 and wanted to pee urgently so i took him into the ladies public loos. he was insistent on going into the cubicle on his own and after a short while, an impassioned little voice said ' auntie m, my willie's got stuck in the zip and it hurts'!! it caused much amusement in the queue, but embarrassment to me, luckily no lasting damage was done!

MissAdventure Mon 07-Nov-22 12:55:52

grin

FannyCornforth Mon 07-Nov-22 12:49:34

Oh that’s reminded me of a story on Mumsnet!

Mum needed to go.
She went into the cubicle with her little toddler daughter in tow.
Again, it was a busy loos.

On leaving said cubicle, daughter gleefully cries,
‘Well done Mummy!
A wee and a poo!’

MrsKen33 Mon 07-Nov-22 12:42:32

Mine was visiting the Natural History Museum. My constant companion was a year one child ‘B’ who had been sexually abused. She asked to go to the toilet, so I took her. The toilets were full of private school girls, teenagers, combing their hair and putting on lipstick. ‘B’ went into the toilet and I waited. After a moment a little voice said ‘It’s just coming out now Mrs K, I’ll squeeze harder.”. This she did with lots of noises off. The school girls were silent, listening. Eventually with lots of grunting and groaning there was a big splash ‘Done it Miss’ The school girls exploded into laughter. And we made a hasty exit.

FannyCornforth Mon 07-Nov-22 12:29:29

Hello!

On the ‘Ask a Question’ thread, a poster bravely shared an embarrassing incident that involved the loos in BHS.

Which reminded me of my own embarrassing BHS loos-based incident.

I was with a Year 2 class visiting the panto in town.
The school was in walking distance to the town centre, so we always walked there.

At the time my Number 1 charge and constant companion was a little Latvian boy who had autistic spectrum condition (and didn’t you just know it).

We actually loved each other to bits (am I allowed to say that?) but he was extremely self willed and vocal about everything.

Having refused to do the obligatory toilet stop before leaving school, half way to the panto he decided that he did actually need the loo, and he needed it pronto.

So, he and I split from the rest of class, quickly trotting hand in hand to and through the crowds to BHS in pursuit of the toilets.
And I had to really hold onto him as he was a bit of a flight risk.

He also wasn’t exactly delighted at the prospect of going in the ladies, as he usually went in the gents with his Dad.

As it was coming up to Christmas, town was absolutely packed.
I was also mindful that I needed to get back to the teacher and the rest of class as navigating 30+ infants through a packed shopping centre isn’t easy.

All the way throughout the fraught process, whenever I urged him to ‘get a move on’, he squealed at the top of his voice, to the throngs of horrified shoppers,

‘She’s Not My Mum! She isn’t! She’s Not My Mum!’

Tell us an embarrassing incident.
It doesn’t need to involve the loos at BHS smile