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Mondegreens.

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Guesswhat Sun 04-Dec-22 23:51:09

Shania Twain’s “Man, I feel like a Womble.”.

MissAdventure Sun 04-Dec-22 23:49:32

My daughter sang along to Michael Jackson.

Hold me, like the river Jordan.
Cos I am a centipede, and you are my friend. smile

Shinamae Sun 04-Dec-22 23:41:46

For years I sang, “later on we’ll perspire”…

MawtheMerrier Sun 04-Dec-22 23:32:29

Gladly, my cross-eyed bear 🐻

Blossoming Sun 04-Dec-22 23:22:13

A well known one from Jimi Hendrix- ‘Scuse me while I kiss this guy.

Katek Sun 04-Dec-22 23:18:54

Peter Kay does a wonderful set on misheard song lyrics.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=7my5baoCVv8

Blossoming Sun 04-Dec-22 23:17:26

I love these. My favourite, courtesy of a little niece, is that well known song by John Travolta and Olivia Newton John, from Grease, “You’re the Wizard of Oz, ooh ooh ooh”.

LisaAN Sun 04-Dec-22 22:49:53

Also from Bohemian Rhapsody:

“Spare him his life from these pork sausages”

MissAdventure Sun 04-Dec-22 22:38:01

Straight away my mind springs to one mentioned before by someone.

Bohemian rhapsody...

"Beelzebub has the devil for a sideboard, wheeee!!"

LadyHonoriaDedlock Sun 04-Dec-22 22:26:20

You know, those song lyrics that you always misheard. From the the folk song The Bonny Earl of Moray when the line

For they've slain the Earl of Moray and they laid him on the green

was misheard as

For they've slain the Earl of Moray and the Lady Mondegreen

Have you any favourite mondegreens? A couple of mind are

From Bob Dylan:
Knock knock knocking on Kevin's door

From David Bowie's Oh You Pretty Things
You better make way for the Mother Superior