I've missed so so much over the last 2 weeks. I'm just going to post what happened yesterday so you will have some idea of what life has been like...madness is the only way to describe it
Honestly... You couldn't make it up. I've just spent the last 40 minutes (in increasing darkness as I've signed up to the energy saving 90 minutes)... Trying to find out which of the animals (3 dogs and 1 very old ((22)) cat) was wheezing really badly. It was everywhere I went which is not surprising as I can't even go to the toilet without all 3 dogs following me. Ned was not impressed with me pressing my head into his chest to confirm it wasn't him. Luna whose bowels at the best of times have a mind of their own and such it was when I bent down to listen to her breathing... they decided make their presence known by letting rip a guff that had me reeling across the room adding to the ever increasing wheezing sound. The cat bless her looked mildly alarmed when I stuck my head in her basket and licked my hair whilst I
ascertained that her breathing was better than mine after Luna's 'gift'. The wheezing sound was getting louder the more I tried to find out who was about to expire and I began to panic.. and thought an emergency trip to the vet was imminent and thought best to have a quick wee in case there was any kind of delay. Having left all animals dozing in front of the fire with one eye on me in case I decided to try and get down and perform some other inspection on them ...I ran to the loo...and the wheeze came too and it was at my heels.... It was then that I realised that my bloody sketcher slider footwear things had developed some sort of malfunction and had been wheezing like an iron lung for the last hour. Gggrrrrr. Still only 18 minutes to go and the lights can go back on and I can have wine.
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