Zoejory
I'm pretty sure Meghan gave birth herself.
They have two children they are raising in a protected environment. I dread to think how many times the press would have pursued them in this country.
That couldn't be further from the truth. Those children are not going to be toddlers forever. Imagine what the children will find out when they do a spot of googling.
Daddy's losing his virginity. His frozen wotsit. How Uncle Willy pushed him into a dog bowl and broke his necklace. How Grandpa lied. How Granny Camilla was the devil incarnate. How Mum's Dad was evil so they've never met him. South Park doing skits. Endless commentary on social media. Much of it negative. And so on and so forth. Far too much information has been given.
Hardly a protected environment. Sounds pretty toxic to me.
No-one is a toddler forever!
I wonder which is worse, being pursued everywhere by photographers and having to stand and smile so that every single event in your young life is publicised, and having no choice in the matter
or
Reading something your dad has written which you will probably find funny.
In the words of John Sebastian
And then I know that all I've learned, my kid assumes.
And all my deepest worries must be his cartoons.
But not a word about his children, because they are protected and not objects to be goggled at.