Seen on FB:
I phoned Heart FM today to enter their mystery prize competition. The presenter answered and said "Congratulations on being our first caller, all you need to do is answer the following question correctly to win our Mystery Prize.
"That's fantastic !" I said
"Well, it's a geography question" said the presenter
"That's wonderful" I said "I have a degree in Geography from Oxford University, and I have taught geography to A level students for the last 20 years"
"Ok then, to win our grand prize of 2 VIP tickets to a Tory leadership hustings and to meet the two leadership candidates afterwards for afternoon tea,.....what is the capital of France?"
"Bradford" I replied
