Ok…… deep breath…….we had a bed bug and survived🎉
Went to a hotel near Gatwick about 10 years ago and brought home a hitchhiker.
We thought we’d have to burn the house down but luckily after I’d been bitten quite a lot, not him of course as I am so much sweeter.
I slowly peeled back the sheets and there it was. Readers I squashed it. Hoovered all round the bedroom, luckily we have a wooden bed frame which got the scrubbing of its life. End of problem.
Never put your case on the floor or the bed in the hotel and when you get home never on or under your bed or under any spare bed. Up in the attic or in the shed after hoovering and wiping down.
Bugs like me. When we lived in Nigeria some fly laid its eggs under my chin and mums décolleté. I still remember dad squeezing the little grubs out after they had hatched.
Makerfield. I wonder how it’s going!
Offer of cash - what would you do?


